I’m not a penis factory..... |
Attn: Internet B!tches.----------------------------1. I'm not a penis factory.2. Fall is the best time of the year.3. Fat people should not wear revealing bathing suits.4. Oatmeal should be made w/mil...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:13:00 GMT |
Chamillionaire knows what he’s talkin’ bout |
They told me that pain was just in the frame, the irony of thatCause that was the slogan showing, when they tried to see my tatsNever knew what was in the skin, would finally be a factFeeling like mot...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:31:00 GMT |
Deep Thoughs by Jack Handey |
just wanted to share some of these with you guys....----------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------If I was being executed by injection. I'd clean up my cell real nea...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:05:00 GMT |
ohh snap |
why don't you call me?.....Oh shit you called me. Calling back what do I say. Why did you call me maybe. No. That sounds stupid. Hey beautiful. No, stupid. Okay, what's up? So I saw you again. Not qui...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:50:00 GMT |
on hold. -continued |
Here we are again. My second chance encounter with beautiful since that unfortunate event that happened last time. Guaranteed myself I wouldn't choke this time. Crack under the pressure of those eyes....
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:17:00 GMT |
love |
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you thin...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:43:00 GMT |
across the room..... |
This is to you across the room. You look so lonely and full of pain. The look of no hope is in your eyes. I know your pain, your struggle, I've been there. I'm here to tell you that it does get better...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:30:00 GMT |
on hold |
She said something to me. I couldn't reply. I wanted to say something but my voice left me for the moment and all I could get out was "what?". She gave me an awkward stare. As I'm sitting there with m...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 20:21:00 GMT |
sorry |
Sorry to you.Feeling sorry for you,Was it something I said?How I hogged the bed?I could never quite get it right.I rehearsed what I'd say all night,to a dial tone.I called you back,But you never answe...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:39:00 GMT |
public restrooms |
Okay so nobody likes having to use a public restroom. Some are really bad and I just walk in and then right back out because I'm not touching that shit. Okay. Sometimes I just have no options left, th...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:11:00 GMT |
