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My alarm just woke me up

I just had a dream that we were having a party for my father, because he had just come home from being away for a long time.  He was a space traveler,  and accidentally got pulled into a planet and cr...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:14:00 GMT

God’s parameters are violated

I recently read this quote by Rick Warren: "God, who always acts out of love and does what is best for us, thought up sex. Sex was God's idea, not ours. Like fire, and many other things God gave us...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:06:00 GMT

Falling in Love

Last night I had a dream about falling in love.  The chemistry in my brain started to change me, and I my hands grew into flippers.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:35:00 GMT

yo-da-lay-hee-hoo

So looks like they're making a new Terminator.  I'm down.  Giant robots.  Let's do it.  Explosions, possible cameo from an elderly Arnold.  Cool.  Here's the catch. ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:14:00 GMT

My New Favorite Word

This is my new favorite word-snapsauce: a person who purloins food, steals the last bite when nobody is looking, or crassly licks his fingers while eating.I am suuuch a snapsauce!
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:13:00 GMT

Letter To My Dad About Intelligent Design

My dad, who is a pastor, and agrees with the theory of Intelligent Design, sent me a link to an interview with Ben Stein, who made the documentary "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed" about how close m...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 15:36:00 GMT

Again With The Hippies

Tonight was the First Friday Art Walk in downtown Richmond. All the galleries open to the public (art students) and it's an all round good time, if you are into that kind of thing. I stopped in a co...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Bigfoot

What if sasquatches are primates that actually evolved from humans?  Maybe it was more beneficial for early humans crossing the Bering Land Bridge to be larger and hairyer.  Maybe early huma...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:53:00 GMT

Hot Sex

I keep getting spam from "sexy ladies" on myspace and it occurred to me that I live in a country with so much superfluous money, that the people who do this feed and clothe themselves and probably liv...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:51:00 GMT

Stormy Monday

We were trimming loriope (fancy grass) outside of this office building today and I walked off to go pee in the woods.  I passed by this car and this guy got out and said "what's up" to me which I...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:24:00 GMT