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Jonno

I'm so Wright, I'm wrong...

About Me

Well ladles and jellyspoons, if you haven't guessed already I'm Jon, Jonno, Jonny, Jonbo, Jonatan, J-Wiz, Sean Claude, Sean Wright-Phillips, whatever floats your boat. I have a pretty weird sense of humour, mostly based around sarcasm (or silly words as some of you may know) so everything I say should usually be taken with a pinch of salt, or maybe a heaped tablespoon if you're desperate. Otherwise I'm a fairly normal kind of guy, with a fairly normal and boring life like the rest of youz, so if any of you are daring (or sad) enough, enter my world and see what fate beholds you...if any. In the meantime, watch this video of Alan Statham in Green Wing doing what he does best! Jiggly jugs!!

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My Interests

I really enjoy playing the piano, I love just playing along to music I listen to or making stuff up. It makes a pretty good stress reliever actually! My friend and I have our very own "band"... we entitle ourselves The Thoughts Of Two Weirds... if you feel inclined check out our myspace and listen to some of our stuff, I did warn you though... http://www.myspace.com/thoughtsoftwoweirds . Apart from that bit of musical frieking out I do every so often, I like to play tennis, football (the real kind to you scummy american no-gooders), golf..well, when i say play.. you should see the video! I support Leicester City (well someone has to!), Premiership here we come...slowly but surely! And somehow I've secured my place at Cambridge to do chemeng. I must have seriously flooked the interview!

I'd like to meet:

Any other fairly normal humanoids who can tolerate my estranged sense of humour! Oh and Harold Bishop. Naughty naughty, humans only!!

Music:

Anything but that R&B/hip-hop/bizzle malarky that infests this universe.. Some of my favourite bands at the moment include Muse, Hard-fi, Keane, Kasabian, The Feeling, Razorlight, Coldplay, Athlete, Editors, Trivium, Richard Ashcroft, Radiohead, Jamiroquai, Snow Patrol, Brendan Benson, Trivium, Franz Ferdinand, Bloc Party, Dream Theatre, the list goes on. I totally bum Steve Vai and Joe Satriani, having seen them in concert they have to be the best guitarists evarrrr! As for Rob Fripp...hYARR! I'm the keyboardist in a semi-professional jazz band too, and we do a fair amount of giggage around and aboot the local area in pubs and jazz clubs, so I have a soft spot for jazz and funk music too, although Jamie Cullam can get bent as far as I'm concerned.

Television:

I have to admit, I am a complete Neighbours nerd. I live and breathe it. Pretty damn sad I know. And don't forget the hot babezzz (yes i mean Sooz). Anyone that doesn't like it is a spiggin huffter and caketaker. At least i'll fit in at university... good job I like countdown too!.... I'm really into Lost at the moment, mostly I enjoy comedy and drama programs like Green Wing, Scrubs, Little Britain, Alan Partridge, Extras, The Office, Buzzcocks, Black Books, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Kenny vs Spenny..i could go on for ever. I like stand up comedy, been to see a few including Ross Noble and Ardal O'Hanlon (yes that's Fader Dougal). Match of the day is a definite too, so is Soccer AM. So yeah I waste my life in front of the box, but rest assured I don't watch any of that ITV trailer trash. So yes, I do infact waste my life in front of the box, but watcha gonna do bout it bub?!

Books:

'His Dark Materials' by Philip Pullman are prob my fave books ever, Dan Brown, Terry Pratchett, they're all complete legdes.