Bitchin' about submittin' |
Henceforth, I will automatically reject any submission that is sent in PDF format. If you are that damn paranoid about me stealing your work, then fuck off. Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 15:39:00 GMT |
I dont care how witty your talking donkey is |
As of today, I will automatically reject any story that features talking animals. Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:04:00 GMT |
Stop it, stop it, stop it |
Received two snail mail submissions today. One was sent via certified mail. The other was sent FedEx Ground. One was printed on cotton-bound paper. The other was bound like a movie script. Combined, I... Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 18:23:00 GMT |
Last night a poet saved my life |
Dear poets, I am sorry I have been making fun of your craft for over 20 years. It is actually harder than it looks!
http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=731 Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:47:00 GMT |
Harrison Bergeron |
For those of you have never read the classic Kurt Vonnegut story:
http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/hb.html
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"THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only ... Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 20:50:00 GMT |
Poet laureate Ted Kooser vs Hallmark card writers |
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5226792
"A poet who makes only one really fine poem during his life gives far more to the world than the poet who publishes twenty books of mediocr... Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 17:15:00 GMT |
New issue issues |
So, finally got the February issue up, overcoming some slight hassles in the process:
was slightly ill until yesterday
as soon as I was ready to upload everything, our crappy rural DS... Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 20:10:00 GMT |
Everything you ever wanted to know about porn |
Finally, a website that answers the question, "Are fluffers normal on porn sets?" The partial answer:
Not anymore. On a "regular" one-day wonder, you often have more cast members than just two, so th... Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:32:00 GMT |
They're just doing their jobs, man |
The key to good journalism is questioning sacred cows. Case in point: why should you protest a war but support those who perpetuate it? An L.A. Times writer asks this question, and is summarily demoni... Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 23:57:00 GMT |
Underground Literary Alliance |
The Underground Literary Alliance, despite its frequent sour-grapes attitude, knows how to get publicity.
http://www.literaryrevolution.com/mr-steveko-012306.html
Have any of them heard the old maxim,... Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:28:00 GMT |