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taryn

i'm a party monster with a heart of mush

About Me

painfully awkward. incredibly shy. obnixiously out going.thank you and goodnight.

My Interests

cookbooks, roller coasters, christmas, vintage pie tins, having romantic moments by myself, lo carb monster, photography, bikes, bikes bikes, polaroids, fireworks, in and out burger, pick up trucks, swing sets, adventures with friends, beachfront property, scrabble, the middle of nowhere of the northeast, drakes coffee cake, pastries, hollywood gossip magazines, snack foods, dinner parties, periodicals, barns, supermarkets and mini marts, flea markets, thrift stores, weepy willow trees, late night swimming, not working, future business ventures, deoderent, porn with lots of penetration, riding my bike late at night, summer nights, the idea of going far far away

I'd like to meet:

these dudesand these dudes

Television:

gordon ramsey's kitchen nightmares (uk edition), food network, degrassi the next generation, tlc, biography, history nego channels, anything having to do with tabloid crap.

Heroes:

my dad who is beyond amazing, ina garten, catherine baliesce, colette peters, girl crew and this mo' fo'

My Blog

Sometimes we turn into adults

and realize sleep is a good thing.
Posted by taryn on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:03:00 PST

my ears are ringing

my feet are soaked. they making time/r5 holiday party was just about the best time i have had in a long time. it's a shame the young bulls that are out and about can't appreciate when bobby brown on o...
Posted by taryn on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

it's 4:06 am

i'm hot. i'm sweaty. i'm smelly. i'm exhausted. i am covered in other peoples sweat and beer. my knees are killing me. i have to be up at eight. i am completely digusting. tonight was incredible. ...
Posted by taryn on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:15:00 PST

A beautiful weekend

of beautiful moments that are ingranined into my mind. Moments that are to be put aside and remembered when happy thoughts are needed. Beautiful moments, with people I love, that make me smile at eve...
Posted by taryn on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

there is something terrifying about

watching oprah teaching a hip hop dancing class on her tv show. watching her dance like a white lady is hilarious. yo, she be getting dirty. scary.
Posted by taryn on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

I watched this couple tonight

pass out lying on the floor in a room full of people. They were cuddled up facing each other, holding hands, legs entwined amongst the 40's and beer bottles. I stood there and watched them sleep and...
Posted by taryn on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:28:00 PST

Apparently sexy is

your hair being blown by magical wind that appears out of no where and rubbing your hands all over your body. Apparently it helps if you are wearing slinky clothing. So watch out boys, the next time...
Posted by taryn on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

beer, sparks, redbull, whiskey and conac and a

4 million apartment on rittenhouse square = a very bad idea for this girl.i can't believe i woke up this morning, not vomiting out my eyeballs.why do we do this shit to ourselves sometimes?but damn, w...
Posted by taryn on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:14:00 PST

Emeril Lagasse

is such a fuckin idiot!!!! Alright, so any chef knows when you whip egg whites you have to have a super clean bowl, beaters, ect. because any type of fat hinders whites from whipping. So this asshol...
Posted by taryn on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:16:00 PST

spring and winter in the same day?????

the day after tommrow starts today. i hope jake gyllenhall saves me too. riding home in this shit sucked. i hate it when my fingers get numb. boo. here's to being stressed the fuck out, a comfy...
Posted by taryn on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:18:00 PST