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My name is Therron Crank thats what they call me in sunday school. My goal in life is to do everything once except dudes and drugz.Im currently attending a sex addict meeting. I SWAM in the mississippi river. I went through a drive through car wash in the back of my truck with just my extra tight white briefs on. I jumped out a moving truck before. I flirted with my high school teachers. I have gotten bucked off a see saw before. I'm bad with money. I'm bad with phones. I'm bad with relationships. I like to get sauced up on occasions. I shaved my whole body before. I think the news is funny. I'm only romantic when im drunk. I'm the sun and the moon. I'm heart broken, but I'll get over it in abou...9 seconds. I've dived into a guacuci before. This Christmas, somebody is going to get a coal as a present. I think I'm kinda wierd, IN THE COOLEST WAY! I check myself out frequently while I'm working out. I think I'm going to be a security guard for 3 months and quit the job. I want to be in the world book of guinness records. I consider streaking a sport. First thing I do when I wake up in the morning is turn on some Marvin Gaye. whoa that boy can sing. Second thing is two step my way to the kitchen to get a glass of milk or orange juice. Third is taking a nice hot hot strenuous shower. I have to admit that I'm a good singer in the shower! I like to laugh. I like to like too much. My dream car is the 1989 geo metro and the mazda navajo. My goal in life is to get filthy stankin rich and give it all away. My 3 dreams in kindergarten was to travel beyond space where nobody has ever gone before, find a cure for aids and be a millionare. I'm like candy im hard to open and sweet on the inside. I don't like candy and salt. I've thrown up in the back of a cop car and on a cop's boots.i salsa dont get me wrong but i know my way around the dance floor And..... Alot other stuff. Ciara turns me on! Cristen turns me on! techno turns me on! Just to sum this all up about myself... I guess you can just call me a "thrill seeker"