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Keith

I am here for Friends

About Me

I love it when you wink at me at the bus stop.Me: Hoodie knotted tightly as to only show small face whispering Hungarian profanities, tightly clutching "Gremlins" action figure. You: Wearing nothing but a fantastic homemade outfit resembling our solar system and smelling of vinegar.As we both realize the brilliance of this chance meeting of genius and walk together down the uneven boulevard, somewhere in the city a black kitten secretly tries on green underpants and vows to fight crime...

My Interests

Makin' art, Makin' movies, Makin' music and meeting specific people who enjoy thinking obsessively about flying around their city strapped to a jetpack/karaoke machine naked. If you have a sketch, a painting or video simulation of you in action doing said visual, please submit it here so everyone can enjoy it. Poetry on this subject is also appreciated. I am VEGETARIAN, no red meat for 14 years no chicken for 12 years. No fish in ? SO THERE!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to travel back in time to meet myself as a boy and tell myself all lies about the future. I would be very elaborate about detailing 2007 as the time of robot wars. I would stress to my younger self the importance of building aluminum body armor out of garbage cans stolen from various Echo Park neighborhoods and learn a made-up anti-robot martial art that I would train my boy-version for months before returning to my time in the present. Then, when the robot wars really happen this year, I alone would prevail and become the local hero of my village. Girls will love me and guys will question their sexuality for me because of my robot-crushing strength and pomp.Thank you.WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Almost everything, from Punk to Soda Pop, Opera to Industrial, Ska to Swing, 80's. Not too much Country, thank you. MEGAFETUS!!!!

Movies:

Night of The Living Dead, Star Wars, Dawn of the Dead, Day of The Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Harold and Kumar, Napoleon Dynamite, Raiders of The Lost Ark, Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom, Evil Dead 2, Poltergeist, Bladerunner, Alien, Natural Born Killers, The Others, E.T, Psycho, Better Off Dead, REPO MAN, Close Encounters, DO THE RIGHT THING, Superman 1-2, BLOOD:THE LAST VAMPIRE, RED DAWN, Alice in Wonderland, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dark City, Project A-ko, Ultraviolet, The newest James Bond movie

Television:

"Touched by your Mother"-the series

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, Slaughterhouse, Dr.Seuss, Hitchhiker's guide, October Country, Do androids dream of electric sheep

Heroes:

The "Hot Dog on a Stick" girls who diligently make our lemonade taste fresh and tart daily.