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Kaitlyn

Kaity Kait Kait ~~ xoxo

About Me

First off, I love all you guys.
I do get A LOT of messages, and friend requests so if I don't respond right away or EVER please don't take it personally (I try my best I promise) But I literally get 200-500 msgs a day and anywhere from 20-200 PAGES yes pages of friend requests every day.
I hope you understand that it is ABSOLUTLEY IMPOSSIBLE for one person to read and reply to everyone. I want you all to know that I GREATLY appreciate anyone of you who takes the valuable time to write me leave me a comment, compliment me, criticize me, or ask me for advice. I apologize for those who don't get replys "I try") If you wanna add me as your friend please request to be my friend and I will happily accept.
There are so many cool people on here. WOW! myspace is better than beer, "well, almost, I think I'm addicted" You all kick ass!
My name is Kaitlyn (Kait, Kate"call me whatever you want) I'm American I have 3 roomies (whats up girls!!)I'm not your typical chick: I'm extremely driven, own 2 successful companies. I value intelligence, integrity, success, health, honesty, power, confidence, and self control. I Love to party, drink, dance, read, rock climb, cliff jump, paint, write, play piano, go to clubs, snowboarding, surfing, music and shopping, "pretty much into whatever I can get into"
I'm very passionate about life learning and helping people. I also like beer, import cars, muscle cars, sports and sports players. believe it or not I read A LOT of books (non-fiction only) and I love to learn everything I possibly can about everything;) and am EXTREMELY knowledgeable on more subjects than you can ever possibly imagine, and I have a lot of good advice and I love to give it so if you are having problems or want to know anything about anything I will most likely have a better answer for you than anyone else (or at least I'd like to think so). feel free to ask me anything "I LOVE TO HELP PEOPLE" I love making new friends so if your feelin friendly.....

My Interests


4-wheeling, amusement parks, boating, bowling, carebears, cards, coins, crafts, disc golf, games, movies, partying, photography, pool, puzzles, racing, reading, shopping, shotglasses, snowmobiling, softball, swimming, texting

I'd like to meet:

Hey Guys! I must admit that my one and only weakness is men. i do set very high standards for myself when it comes to my health, knowledge, level of success, and quality of men I date even though I've been known to be attracted to all types so I can't really say who I'll like and who I won't. I've been known to date the weird ones;) I read a lot, I am very outgoing and love to party. I really just want someone who I can call at 3:00 a.m in the morning who would bring me hot chocolate if I asked, and maybe watch a movie with me. That would be the guy of my dreams!

The most beautiful asses on the net!! "hey it's my profile, I can do what I want, right?" hope you enjoy;)

(P.S in case you were wondering: I got in trouble for posting and distributing that Orgasm Girl game and they deleted all of my content:( so asses are now in "Orgasm Girl's" place. We will miss you Orgasm Girl, we laughed, we cried, we came) enjoy the asses

The best advice I can EVER give to ANY GUY!!! read and learn fellas


I had this section up before and received a lot of messages from guys to put it back up. so here it is again guys, by popular demand! I appreciate everybody who has the patience and the interest to read through my profile (I know it's like a book, but I try to write content with value, because I know what it's like to read boring and useless information) hope this helps you.

So here's some free advice for you guys who want to know the TRUTH about getting a girl's attention on myspace, (I want you to know that in this section I talk about what I've observed about guys on myspace and in real life, and I want to apologize beforehand if any of it seems rude at all "it's not meant to be" I know that these examples don't pertain to all guys I'm just generalizing, so don't take offense)

Ok so I've noticed that about 98% of the guys on here have no idea how to talk to a woman. they are either too nice, too arrogant, too complimentive, too perverted, come off as too insecure, or too boring/average.

Are you guys serious?! come on... do you really think this stuff gets a girl to like you? I hope this isn't how you talk to all girls, if so, you are ruining your chances. saying things like "DAMMM" and "you're so sexy" is nice, but we hear it 300 times a day by 300 different guys. first of all: unlike guys women are not as visually stimulated so pictures of abs and huge muscles won't make us want you like big tits and a nice ass will make you want us. girls are attracted 80% to personality i.e. confidence, humor, etc. the same way that guys are attracted 80% to good looks (girls are the exact opposite)women can pick up on this almost instantly by the first few things you say or type to us)but if all of you guys send girls messages with subjects reading: "Hey sexy" "sup ma" "DAMMM" "hey" or no subject at all you have A LOT to learn about how to capture a girls interest (complimenting won't do it, neither will being overly sweet, and showing off just makes you look insecure). flashing money, muscles, cars, and being a pervert, being too complimentive, telling a girl she's hot sexy and fine, being too nice are all ways to turn off almost all girls from being interested in you!! (seriously). girls (especially the hot ones) get hit on and messaged like 300 times a day!, if you don't say the right thing we won't even check out your profile or read the message you sent us mixed in with the other 300 (we skip over like 90% of it....TRUE)

Girls are extremely intuitive and we can see right through a lot of your BS and over-trying approach. we can tell almost immediately if you are someone we want to get to know or not, just by the first thing you say, and the way you present yourself, and if you don't say the right things or present yourself in the right "attractive" way you will hardly interest your dream girl, get any response, dates, or any ASS;) Almost all of the guys I've noticed on here are making HUGE mistakes! NOCK IT OFF! If you're interested, I'm letting you know right now there's this guy who spent like 5 years studying female psychology (how a women's mind works, what makes them want a guy, what things guys say that turns them off, etc) anyway he wrote a book all about this stuff. when I first found out about this I was fascinated by it because I wanted to know if this guy was as good with women as he said he was, so I bought and read his little book and was absolutely impressed out of my mind! I learned things about myself/and every other girl that I didn't even know (and I'm a girl!!) I've even found myself wondering why I was so attracted to certain guys in the past who didn't really seem to have anything great going for them but I couldn't figure it out until I read this book!.

The only thing I don't like about the information is that it may be used to make more players and heartbreakers (DON'T PLAY GIRLS, it's fucked up!it is powerful information so use it for good only) but the stuff the author writes about is DEAD ON! he knows more about how to attract women and game talk girls than probably any other guy on the planet (I didn't even know that men knew this kind of stuff)

anyway, if you haven't been getting a lot hot girls numbers and dates or just lack confidence it's probably because you're doing something wrong and don't know it. do yourself and every girl in your future a favor: READ THIS GUYS BOOK!!! (it's not that long) learn everything you're doing, and saying wrong that you're not even aware of. learn all the things that actually work, and all the stuff that none of these other guys knows. And dominate the stud game (I'm a girl, and I'm telling you that if every guy new the stuff this guy teaches in this silly little book you would all be getting laid each and every night "TRUST ME"

Go to the site, skip through his long sales pitch, download the book for 19 bucks, Learn everything there is to ever learn about the way a girls attraction mechanism works, and I promise you'll get more women, more dates, better relationships and more ass than you know what to do with. If you don't do this now you'll never know exactly the type of things that you are doing completely wrong and it will cost you success with potentially thousands of girls (you'll be SHOCKED!) so don't say I never did anything for you;) honestly no matter how good you think you are with girls this little book will make all the difference in the world, make you change your approach and make you a king! (from the way I see guys act, I can honestly say that there isn't any guy on the planet who will not benefit greatly from reading it "IT'S AWESOME") from a girls perspective: Master the stuff in this book and you will DRAMATICALLY improve your results with ALL women FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"TRUST ME, you'll thank me later!!"

CLICK THE LINK, ENTER YOUR EMAIL, SKIP THE LONG INTRO,DOWNLOAD THE BOOK, LEARN THIS STUFF, GET MORE GIRLS, NOW!!!

Click Here, thank me later
~Kait~

AND SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK.

Music:

Pretty much anything goes. Rap,R&;B, some rock like Modest Mouse and The postal Service but I guess thats alternative rock, umm Green Day, Death Cab for Cutie, some indie rock, christmas songs!! I like me some Mike Jones and some Pall Wall ( I'm the peoples champ), shakira, 112,TI, Jay-Z, you know..

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite,Team America, and or Dodge Ball, the best movies ever made "heck yes" Old School, Austin Powers, Anchor man, Mulan, Dumb and Dumber Crouching tiger hidden dragon, The Notebook, Hero, anything Bruce Lee, Jet Li, or Jackie Chan. Umm The Transporter, Ice Age, Bad Boys, Ben Stiller shit, oh Vince vaughn movies also. Lord of the Rings, Fantastic four was ok but it had Jessica Alba in it so it made it that much better. Wedding crashers was great cause is showed boobs and it had Vince Vaughn in it, Memoirs of a giesha had hott asian chics mmmm and my favorite character was the bitch of course. oh and I like porn too, but it sucks watching it by myself:(

Television:

(rarely watch tv)ER. The OC. Desperate Housewives. Grey's Anatomy, FAMILY GUY FREAKIN ROCKS!!

Books:


Angels and Demons, Cross, The Da Vinci Code, The Dollhouse Murders, The Haunting, In the Blood, The Outsiders, Star, Where Evil Hides

Heroes:

mmmmm HEROEs? each and every person on the planet who is genuine, expressive and always true to themselves no matter what circumstance is placed in front of them. I love and admire everyone, I know that we are all human with beautiful qualities as well as insecurities and problems just trying to do the best we can do. don't ever judge anyone just try to understand them before you try to make them understand you, be kind to everyone, learn from everyone, and help everyone, and you will have no problem in this world;)

My Blog

Top 8! Top 8! Top 8!

Hey guys, Kait again. I think it's time to start changing my top 8 around. :) I'm looking for 8 new sexy and funny guys to be added into my top 8.  And I'm looking for people who would be cool e...
Posted by Kaitlyn on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

fun with sex surveys :P

1.) Which album do you like to get busy to?REALLY LOUD TECHNO or Marilyn Manson, or myself screaming 2.) 1st thing you do after "the deed"?do it again3.) Hairpulling? (yay or nay)Oh my god,,,YAY YAY Y...
Posted by Kaitlyn on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST