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X*X*X*X*X*X*X*X*X*X*X*X*X**X*X*X*X*X*X*XWell what can i say about me that isn't already written down? i'm quite outspoken, if someone asks my opinion i'll give it, i'm not one for being subtle. I have have good sense of humour that can be quite evil at times. i can be very protective of people who are close to me, especially my daughter.I have the worst temper on God's earth, and i mean i can go into nuclear meltdown if i'm pissed off enough. I have quite a dark side, i love horror films, particularly the older ones, you can't beat a good classic.My freinds are very important to me, trust is everything, if i develope a good trusting bond with someone, i can be the bestest freind anyone could wish for, but if you upset i could be your worse enemy.I love animals, i have 2 cats and a dog, i would ove to get an african grey parrot & a tropical fish tank. My favourite animals are, tigers, bats, dragonflies & whales.I'm a Dr Who fan, had to ge tthat out of the way so you all know, i go livid if i miss an episode.I love the programme QI which is shown on BBC2, one of the funniest programmes on, i would love it if one episode Stephen Fry went to town and insluted everyone on the panel in Latin, his humour is so dry & quick you gotta watch it. I watch Top Gear, i can't drive but i love Top Gear.I can't bloody stand Big Brother, total arse-wanking horse-shite, These sad pillock who'll do anything to get on telly, when all they are really doing is exchanging one dull & boring house for another,i only watch the celebrty one for the laugh. But for God's sake, piss it off out T.V's.What else can i say, BIG Billy Connolly fan, the most recent dvd i bought, i laughed that hard i puked! no lie, for a moment i thought i was going to piss & cack myself too. It was one of those fits of laughter where you momentarly lose control of your bodily functions, thank christ i was on my own when it happened, you just can live after someone sees you do that.Peter Kay makes me laugh aswell, & i'm very gratefull to my friend Richard for recommending me to watch him, the stuff he talks about is so true & you find that your laughing at things in yourself.Billy Bailey is amazing, nothing more i can add to that really, anyone else who notices that Argos is like a mythical dragons hoard gets my vote...
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I'd like to meet:

Everyone who'd like to meet are in fact dead! I would have loved to have met Ian Richardson, but now sadly the hope of that is no longer as he very sadly died a few months ago. Ian William Richardson
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April 7 1934
February 9 2007 Pimp My ProfileThe other people i would like to meeet are, Derek Jacobi, Christopher Lee,William Petersen, Billy Connolly, Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard and Ozzy Osbourne (who about 2 years ago, I found out i am related to, HOW COOL IS THAT!)If I could meet anybody that it dead i would have to say, Vincent Price, Peter Cushing, Bela Lugosi, Jeremy Brett, Michaelanglo Da Vinci.

My Blog

Jokes

Hello. Everytime i get i new joke i'm going to post it on here. So here's the first one. Paddy was in the pub telling his mate about joining the army and his first parachute jump. He said they were up...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:56:00 GMT

My Diary

Monday 28 January 2007 Hope you all had a good christmas and new year. Sorry it's been such a while since i've done a post but things have been a bit hectic lately. Well where to start, christmas was ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:17:00 GMT

WELCOME & The Walking Man

           Quote Keep him walking   Keep him walking around the world. Right-Click on 'The man' above and copy and paste h...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:22:00 GMT

Everyday thoughts

..> *~* True Love *~* A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty...  .. .. ...he said no.  ....   She asked him if he would want to be with her forever... ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:17:00 GMT

All about me

 ALL ABOUT ME...   Full name:-   Joann Louise Wheeldon   Age:-   26   D.O.B:-   11 September 1980 (NO! i don't let the date spoilt my fun)   ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:54:00 GMT

Faoutrites & I's

My Favourite Things.     Ice cream?:-   Cherry   Fav food?:-   Spaghetti bolognese   Colour?:-   Red & Black   Drink?:-   Valdi...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:47:00 GMT

Last.First

LAST...   Cigarette?:-   00:45 this morning    Meal?:-   Chicken stir fry    Drink?:-   Strawberry squash    Programme/...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:46:00 GMT

Best/Worse

BEST...     Movie ever?:-   Sleuth or Spartacus or My Fair Lady   Song ever?:-   Bridge over troubled water by Simon & Garfuncle    Actor ever?:...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:43:00 GMT

Poems

**FOOTPRINTS** One night a man had a dream. He dreamt he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:30:00 GMT

Love

  The touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you... I think of you each morning ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:54:00 GMT