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Princess Consuela Bananahammock!YOKO

About Me

i need cold coffee to function.
i dont drink enough coffee.
im a bitch. so?
&& im obsessed with anything kawaii =]
P.S. "Okay, see, I tried to be nice, but let me put this a different way because you're not really getting it right now. If you call me a name, if you throw something at me- ever again, I will find all of your boyfriends and I will fuck them stupid. Okay? Get it?"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like To Meet... mark ronson, samantha ronson, joey jordison, ville valo, criss angel, evan rachel wood, helena bonham carter, gemma and aggy my goddesses, nico, raul, joey, Lestat, the grim reaper...=p and of course HOMER SIMPSON...but most of all ELEONORA STEFANELI

My Blog

dandelion

Saw him on a Friday outside some run down saloonhe was cryin over someone that he felt left much too soonI said, hey boy don't you cry tonightlet me take you out on this townhe looked at me and smiled...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:00:00 GMT

Seeds of Yesterday...

everytime she spoke it would emphasize my silence; everytime she laughed, it would emphasize my sadness; and everytime he looked at her, it would remind me of all the times he avoided looking at me. h...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:38:00 GMT

i am a walking tragedy.

CAN YOU FEEL THIS?? I'M DYING TO FEEL THIS!!! ~I am all, but what am I?Another number that isn't equal to any of youI control, but I complyPick me apart, then pick up the piecesI'm unevenI am the dama...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:22:00 GMT

Still i Rise

You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll  rise.   Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered ey...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:14:00 GMT

click here if u wanna know more about me

..>..> ..> Name Laura What does it mean? daphne Age 15 Gender an to vris Hair colour auburn?? Long/short hair? medium.. Eye colour hazel Birthdate its just a day Height i dont know Do you l...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:42:00 GMT

freak me.

So. yesterday was a bad day. i was sleeping at school as usual and i realized how much i hate the ppl in my year. not everyone. just the ppl who act like cypriots. they are so lame and blah. if i coul...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:58:00 GMT

Somewhere

Lost in the darkness, hoping for a signInstead there is only silence,Can't you hear my screams...?Never stop hoping,Need to know where you areBut one thing is for sure,You're always in my heart.I'll f...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:52:00 GMT

im making my diary public

yes ive decided to write a diary here. so everyone can know all the stupid things in my head. dont take me seriously. most of this will probably be bullshit. but i never say lies. liars suck cock. the...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:24:00 GMT