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About Me


hmmm...what to put...guess i will jst have to go with what my housemateys have said about me...im a dizzy muppet with an obsession for all things yorkshire...'slightly wierd+quirky'in a good way and dances like a monkey if they cud dance...and biazarely always ends up with drummers+tall arrogant bastards!!happy days!
LOVES-randomness, smiling+laughing, my bed,yorkshire tea, crunchie bars, biscuits, pasta+cheese (my life revolves round food!), dogs, pigs, music-espec. gigs, playing jokes on ppl, hugs+snuggles, old people-even when ther cross theyr still cute (slightly patronising,beer, sheep, messing with ppls hair+pulling it out(-sorry mr!!love u really!),drawing+arty stuff, guys with long hair, MEATLOAF-(apart from ffi ruined it by pointin out the porn noises in the background,i cnt sing it at the top of my voice now,it was my car journey soundtrack!), being tickled, bonfires,rain, cross-country running, eyeliner,garth 2 the gnome(back from the dead+ now emo!!),ppl drumming along to songs on my bum during snuggles, surprises!, asda smart price!!,fairy lights, ice cream (im bk to food again!)...travelling, being a northerner-yorkshir' born+ bred!,being a lazy bum in my pjamas at the weekend!teehee!!
HATES-being hungry,exams+failing them:(opps!people who take themselves too seriously,arrogance,being walked all over-im nt called doormat for nothing! my hair goin frizzy in drizzle or at gigs with sweat!!spiders (im workin on it), wasps+hornets(long story involving my backside!),mosquitos,loosing my bus pass(yet again!),splitting my lip, hangovers, dance/rnb music,ppl saying stuff too easily and not meaning it, MEAT, cold showers or ones tht cnt make their minds up and go scorching hot+then freezing,cats-their shit stinks+they eat the frogs in our pond, the cbbc thing before neighbours, people walking slow(thanks tom!,people taking everything i say too literally-i talk a lot of shit and most of it doesnt even make sense!!

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My Interests

erm...music-listenin and playin,goin to gigs, art, travellin

I'd like to meet:

ummm....heath ledger[randomly with dark hair]..dave grohl and taylor hawkins(whats with the drummers?!), freddie mercury+brian may(for hair tips!), brody dalle, kurt cobain...and helen n ffi...oh those girls rule!!(u guys have made it too obvious u wrote this for me!love uuuuuu)

Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Queen-Don't stop me now!
Waking up: Xavier Rudd-Let me be
Average day: Meatloaf-Bat out of hell
First date: TRex- I love to boogie
Falling in love: Bright Eyes-First day of my life
Love scene: Alkaline Trio-This could be love
Fight scene: The Verve-The drugs don't work
Breaking up: Meatloaf-Paradise by the dashboard light
Getting back together: Jimmy Eat World-Futures
Secret love: Guns+Roses-Sweet child of mine
Life's okay: Bon Jovi-Its my life
Mental breakdown: The Distilers-The Hunger
Driving: Supergrass-Grace
Learning a lesson: Bob Dylan-Blowin in the wind
Deep thought: Coheed+Cambria-The Suffering
Flashback: System of a Down-Forest/ATWA
Partying: MCR-Black Parade/Im not okay
Happy dance: Reel Big Fish-Everything Sucks
Regreting: Nirvana-Man who sold the world
Long night alone: The Ramones-Needles and Pins
Death scene: Nirvana-Rape me
Closing credits: Muse-Plug in Baby/New Born
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Random Facts about me-some possibly surprising!!

Sometimes I wish i wasnt veggie(shhh)-I have cravings for sausage rolls
I had a Giant African Land Snail as a pet when I was young
I hate the noise snails make when u stand on them by mistake
I have tiny feet
I laugh when its really not appropriate
I have a habbit of doing and saying the silliest things-theres a list of my classic comments!!
I have a wierd obsession with arms!
I am sooo rubbish at texting ppl back+speaking on the phone
I have naturally very very curly hair which looks like a blonde afro!few have seen this rare occurence in the morning+survived!
My whole body turns red when i get embarrased
We have a mirror tht guys can watch themselves pee in!!apparently a rather strange experience!!
I call homemade asda smartprice frozen yoghurt, icecream
I am a danger to myself!I managed to cut my wrist+draw blood with a fucking crumpet!it was frozen tho!!muppet!
I 'somimes' morph into a geordie
I love gettin post
I have huge trouble opening doors..they are a mystery to me-especially when intoxicated!
I appologise for absolutely everything until it gets annoying!
I dont use bathmats-i like to make footprints all over the house so ppl get wet socks!!
Simple things please me!
I want to be like Ffi and Helen!!!
I didnt write this!

Music:

distillers, yeah yeah yeahs, the glitterati ♥♥, ramones, nirvana, radiohead, audiokarate, the god awfuls, biffy clyro, the vandals, alexisonfire, goldblade, greenday, pixies, queen, solabeat aliance, underoath, tool, phinus gage, smashing pumpkins, guns and roses, atreyu, the clash, the jam, alkaline trio, flogging molly, the drips, spunge, finch, goldfinger, reel big fish, bob marley+the wailers &hearts summertime, avenged sevenfold, dropkick murphys, juilette and the licks, thursday, louie, me first and the gimme gimmes, stuntface, bowling for soup-jarrod!,the used, the feds, antifreeze, ginger, underminded, the ataris, less than jake, fall out boy, detroit cobras, the damned, stiff little fingers, tsunami bomb, funeral for a friend, the skids, arctic monkeys, thrice, hundred reasons, apocalypse hoboken, jimmy eat world, NOFX, silverchair, mohair, rage, system of a down [i sing along beautifully] hot hot heat, against me, wheatus, gogol bordello, dance hall crashers, the hives, mighty might bosstones, foo fighters, mad caddies, ash, queen, therapy?, muse, pink floyd, coheed and cambria, led zep., deep purple, the cure, the Grates,Manic street preachers, bowie, JJ72, placebo, HIM, starsailor, my morning jacket, zico chain, the cooper temple clause, Bright Eyes, meatloaf!!weezer, goo goo dolls, sugarcult, liz phair, tom jones(sorry!its great to song to!), turin breaks, the verve, my chemical romance, panic, xavier rudd, billy talent, dylan, REM
etc etc,thers tons more bt this gives u an idea!=] .x.x.

Movies:

shawshank redemption
pulp fiction
rabbit proof fence,
waynes world
cool runnings
house of flying daggers, crouching tiger hidden dragon
mrs brown
grease
dirty dancing-cheers ffi!
robin hood
butch cassidy and the sundance kid
sleepy hollow-happy times anna!!
the full monty-my mates in it!
brassed off-ul understand if u know me!
all the usuals like trainspotting,donnie darko etc etc
anythign with Patrick Swayze,Ted Danson,Mr Miyagi,Mackenzie Crook, Paul Bettany or Morgan Freeman in-the mans a genious!

Television:

neighhhhboursssss everybody needs good neighbourssss
my family
ergh nothing with blood it makes me squeam!
charlie chalk,the loch ness thing+ninja turtles!! 'o to b a child again!
most american shite

Heroes:

ffi n helen like i sed u cudnt look up to better people ahhhh i wish i was that kewl!!erm...linda mcartney cos without her id have nothing to eat!!..

My Blog

another joke....teehee!

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem withgas, but it really doesn`t bother me too much. The farts never smell andare always silent. As a matter of fact, I`ve farted at l...
Posted by ails on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST

grrrr....blondeness!!

'o thank u so much u meanies who keep sending me this saying this is a summary of my year!have u never heard how nasty it is to stereotype blondes?...i have since dyed my hair so i am not officially b...
Posted by ails on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:39:00 PST

Dragonforce-the story!!!

hmmm...where to begin?!the begining i guess!had the best night of my life! (except the audio karate night of course eh jess:p) ok so after a little guided tour of the red light district we got t...
Posted by ails on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST

the stupidist quiz!

Answer all the questions, feel free to elaborate on them also if you can think of a good question that is a bit sick add it.What name would you had choosen for yourself if you had the choice?If you ha...
Posted by ails on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:03:00 PST

DRAGONFORCE!!!!jealous much?!!

hehe!i am incredibly sorry to everyone who is unfortunate, nay privilaged:P to know me and have heard me go on+on about seeing Dragonforce!!woooo!free tickets to see them in manchester and get to meet...
Posted by ails on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

Fucking wierdos take note

first of all there is nothign on my profile to attract u freaks.please stop sending me pictures of ur cocks and messages like todays one...nothing in hell wud make me add u...tossers..if ur v.lucky u ...
Posted by ails on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST

anyone got a dog?

blog overload!! yey!iv decided with all my housemates goin to the gym and makin me feel like a lazy bumm to get bk into training again, after spending my last fatty night eating ben+jerrys, doritos, m...
Posted by ails on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:28:00 PST

classic ailsa drunkness

hmmm...where to start!!!drinking games involving actions like making turkey noises, trying to stand up and turn around,patting you head and rubbing your belly!!knocking over lots of drinks!!vodka tht ...
Posted by ails on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

Why men can pee standing up!

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left overand couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. Hethought he might just as well ask them. He told them one of t...
Posted by ails on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

'tuther questinaire-gettign bord of these so make ur answers interestin

1.Your Full Name:--->2. Age:--->3. Favorite Color?--->4. Favorite Movie:--->5. Favorite Song:--->6. Favorite Band:--->7. Most Embarassing Moment:--->9. What makes you really happy?--->10. What makes y...
Posted by ails on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST