Cute Poems (not!) |
Sex is a temptationCaused by a sensationWhen a man puts his dictationIn a women's ventilationDo you get my conversation?Or do you need a demonstration?Sky is blueWater is wetI'll make you cumI'll make...
Posted by muah♥ on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST |
OMG! these r unbelievable........ |
On a Sear's hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee but that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The...
Posted by muah♥ on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:40:00 PST |
Top reasons to date a soccer player |
Top reasons to date a soccer player
1. They know how to kick it 2. They are used to scoring 3. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it4. They'll make u scream 4 more 5. It's normal for them t...
Posted by muah♥ on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:34:00 PST |
Fliting Tips |
holdin handsGirls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.CuddlingGirls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're co...
Posted by muah♥ on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST |
when girls/guys wanna kiss u |
When Girls wanna kiss you:
1. they stare into your eyes bitting their lip.2. they always wrap their arms around you.3. they play with their hands, shirts, pants, etc. just waiting for you to make the ...
Posted by muah♥ on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST |
more facts about sex......... |
Facts BouT SeX but don't go turnin into lil whores :)1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 5 i...
Posted by muah♥ on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:56:00 PST |
"AWWWW" |
girl: do i ever cross ur mindBoy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: Not reallyGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you do anything ...
Posted by muah♥ on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:36:00 PST |
19 ways to keep a girl! |
we girls truly do love it all1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.[She always gets butterflies when...
Posted by muah♥ on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST |
missing someone........ |
When a girl misses u, she's afraid to see how your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that ur not hers any moreWhen u break a girls heart, she still feels it when bumping heads 3 years laterWhen ...
Posted by muah♥ on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:01:00 PST |
what a boyfriend should know and a girlfriend should do |
what a boyfriend should know and a girlfriend should do"Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmlygirls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.Guys:whisper in her earGirls: giggl...
Posted by muah♥ on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST |
