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About Me

Here in Hell, we have just too many damn souls. So we're laying on a special on soul transfers.

This affects you in two ways:
First, you can sell off a friend's soul, and we'll mail him a nice certificate explaining that you, his good friend, had sold his soul to Satan.
And we're sure that he'll thank you for doing that for him.

Second, due to our backlog, if you fell like purchasing a soul, we're open to selling pretty much any historical figure's soul to you.
you'll recieve a beautiffaly enscrolled document with proof of soul ownership. After you get it, it's up to you to do what you will with your newly acquired soul.
Use it for toilet paper, or hang it on the wall.
Jews, buy Hitler's soul and wipe your ass with it.
Mexicans, buy Santa Anna's soul and roll up a joint with it.
And we're CERTAIN to have a grand bidding on Mohammed's soul.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everybody, eventually. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

My Blog

New Contest for Walpurgisnacht

My second favorite holiday is coming up in less then two months, so I need an idea on how to spend it.Satan looooves new ideas, but Satan has a hangover like you wouldn't believe!!So comment here with...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:19:00 GMT

Austin Area Followers of Lucifer!!!!!

CALL THE PUBLIC ACCESS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY PLAY ON TV"THE SATANIC TENT REVIVAL"AND"SON OF SATANIC TENT REVIVAL"478-8600TELL THEM LUCIFER SENT YOU!YOU WILL EARN ONE FREE FROGURT UPON YOUR SOUL...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:48:00 GMT

Satanic Ritual on TV

Last week's episode of "The Monkey Speaks" featured a Satanic Ritual of Destruction against the Fat Bastard.Watch the repeat tonite on Ch 11, 2 amAnd don't forget to watch MY favorite TV show tonight ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 15:57:00 GMT

Ritual of Destruction

If you are curious about viewing a Satanic ritual, and you live in the Austin area, check out channel 10 on Saturday night. Midnight."The Monkey Speaks" is presenting the band Rubber Robot.There...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 20:54:00 GMT

Satan loooves porn

Here's a good site of collected linkshttp://www.topsites.bondage-sex.biz/
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 19:35:00 GMT

We are close...

to having the appropriate number of friends to begin giving you all a new deal in sin. LIVE EVIL!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:42:00 GMT

Sorriest bunch of sinners ever ;>

You think you can avoid the fires of hell by not damning your souls in our contests.Not at all.In fact, if you DON'T enter, we'll send you to the hell you won't like.Ya know, the one where you sit on ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:52:00 GMT

Lucifer loooooves titty bars

He just needs more money to spend in them. Lucifer is always getting thrown out after going broke, or getting in fights, or squeezing the wrong waitress's ass.Most waitress's don't mind so much ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Jill Won - New Contest

Jill won the first contest, and no I aint showing her pic. But it was good ;> So Jill is eternally damned for the Satan's Right Hand position; my Number One fiend forever. Thus ends the first conte...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:57:00 GMT

Where in the HELL am I?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:45:00 GMT