I was a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team. I worked at Hollywood Plastic Surgery but left after complications with Tara Reid's breast augmentation in 2005.
I worked at N.A.S.A. in charge of rubber o-ring maintenance on the space shuttle Challenger in 1986. I worked at Pepsi Co. but was fired after investing millions into "Pepsi Clear" (The new drink was a massive commercial failure). I attended the Olympics as part of the Jamaican Bobsled team in the winter of 1988. I worked on Wall Street, causing the 22% drop in the Dow known as "Black Monday" in 1987 (my bad). I worked in The U.S. Department of Agriculture lobbying congress to have ketchup classified as a school lunch vegetable in 1981. I worked at having President Zachary Taylor exhumed to determine whether his death had been the result of arsenic poisoning in 1991 (No Arsenic was found). I was a member of P.E.T.A (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) but was asked to leave after throwing them a barbeque in 1988.
