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Tio Juan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i love hugs. i am a people person. i love always being around people. i play softball just for the attention. of course i play for the best team in the league. posing for pictures and long phone conversations are 2 of my favorite ways to pass the time. i believe texting is the best invention ever. my beautiful wife just turned 40 and the apple of my eye, my son, is about to graduate sigma cum louda from the most prestigious, number one party school on the east coast. i have a large family, and every last one of them is exceptionally beautiful, talented, intelligent, and extraordinarily humorous. they are all young. like nowhere near 30. certainly not too old to visit my genious son at his genious university. oh- and i'm pretty sure anna nicole smith's baby is mine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SKYNYRD!!! donald trump. and anyone who believes that hugs hold the power.

My Blog

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