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About Me

Hi there fellow hoppers,My name is Liv Torc - I am a performance poet who takes the humanity and absurdity within the human condition and when I find it, I strip it naked... and I kick it.If you would like to book me for a gig or festival, meet me, buy the album or book 'take your monkey and get out of my life'lavish me with kindness, verbally slap me, arrange to have a drink with me or invite me to your murder mystery party -then do, don't hold backRest Assured that I will turn up on time, talk clearly into the microphone and I am generally enjoyed and heartily clapped even by those people who usually claim not to like poetry

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet big hearted adventurous people who are interested in life and who aren't afraid of it. Plus those promoters and poetry lovers who realise the value in paying poets for their skills so they can keep on validating the world's emotional roller-coasters and preventing mass influxes at mental institutions.

My Blog

New poem in honour of the personification of root veg

The Vegetable Metaphors   You are my parsnip of consequence My carrot of unfulfilled potential A cauliflower waiting at the service station For the cheese truck to pull in You are ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:28:00 GMT

The Disorder Wars

  I can see the future And let me tell you  25 years from now Those of us with attention deficit And those with obsessive compulsive tendencies Will not be sitting here in uneasy harmony For a...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:33:00 GMT

Into the Woods

I lay down my armourAnd into the woods I goSquelch through the first moments of ImbolcMud, earth, mulch and snowRunning in rivers of uncertaintyRound my sinking bootsWhen did the ground get so unstead...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:35:00 GMT

pink furry dice

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />    PINK FURRY DICE   Life is a giant pair of pink furry dice & Go with me on this one, I am recycling all my l...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:10:00 GMT

New performance piece - feedback welcome

Hello all,   I am trying something slightly different and want to know what people think. It's more of a monologue than a poem but could work in live if I can get the voices right.   Tonight...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 15:44:00 GMT

New Poem - Back Up the River...

Back up the river..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Although it upsets me That you said what you said Why should it matter If we don't speak again? It's n...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:19:00 GMT

Holiday Message (April 27 - May 7)

Hello my friends and passing strangers who are popping by to see if I am really worth chatting too. You are most welcome. (Unless you're a virus or an overly keen international lonely guy who wants to...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:06:00 GMT

my poems

If you would like to hear anymore of my poems I have listed the contents of my collection below. Pick one - if you dare and i will send it to you. ;0) Poems from 'Take Your Monkey and Get Out of My Li...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:37:00 GMT