Jayson

My name is Jayson. I just moved back to California after living on the east coast for a long time. Furthermore, I just moved to The Bay Area after living in SoCal for six months. It’s been pretty good thus far. Yadidamean? I like to use bicoastal slang and say shit like hella lunchin. I am Guamanian (Chamorro) and Filipino so some people call me Guapino. I’m probably the weirdest non-psycho person you’ll ever meet. I can be artistic and intellectual at times and be a complete philistine at others. Some might consider me an immature professional. My street cred has plummeted since I moved. I like to observe and hate a lot, however my friend Poly Rok pointed out that we’re not haters, we just like to critique. Random would probably be a good word to describe my lifestyle. One of those wherever the wind takes me kind of things but not in such a gay way. I have a deep fascination for Pilipina women. I might go as far to say it's a crutch. I try and keep my blood alcohol level as high as possible at all times. I dislike it when people send me consecutive texts instead of calling. Grace says I dress like a senior citizen. I feel as though my flavor is pretty ill on the other hand. I enjoy going out partying and spitting my C+ game at jungalies. My life is currently contained in three Rubbermaid crates. I mostly listen to 90’s hip-hop. I love riding public transportation. I’ve never had girlfriend. I have a lot of tennis shoes. I love my family and friends even though they annoy the shit out of me sometimes. I hate it when people ask me for the "Filipino discount". I like to put lemon and lime in my beer whether it's import or domestic. I can talk to anyone as if I’ve known them for years. I go to the movies two times a year, three if I’m living on the edge. I can play sports. I like girls that prefer Spam and rice over Ruth Chris. I can cut hair really well but you can’t tell because my wig piece looks crazy whack. People say I look like Dante Basco. I then proceed to slap them in the face. I found out four years ago that my family is some of the fakest Filipinos on the planet as we have created our own terms and gibberish that we use as if they are common cultural terms.