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About Me

28 year old college graduate. I am currently a cook and the vice president of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union Local 5. I have been (seems to always be "have been with bands) the vocalist/bassist for Violent Shit III which exclusively played brooding fucking scuzz grind. I have been in Pype, The Wizards of Gore, and Mountains of Might (proud washingtonian heathen doom metal). I have been writing Dormarth's Horror Review for over 6 years with 11 issues. I currently own over 2000 horror films. I have a soft side and like chic flicks and even shed some tears. I am also a co-founder of the Olympia Buffet Club. I love working class/white trash shit especially 70's shag, couches, artwork and felt paintings. Elk/Deer/Moose/forest tapestries paint me pictures of VALHALLA. I am very honored to be the proud parent of a beautiful daughter Via. She is my life blood.I am happy to have accomplished some things that make me proud of my life, Scarecrow video had made a small section for my reviews, Scarecrow video has bought add space in my zine, I have a great daughter, I have made close friends in my life, I have loved, I have had the honor to serve as a Titled officer and bargaining team member for the greatest union in history, and I live in the greenest place on earth.I HATE FUCKING SANDALS, FREEDOM COMES FROM WITHIN NOT FROM THE UNCOVERING OF YOUR GOD DAMNED FOOT

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sylvester the Mummy @ Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe Seattle WA,Fellow true metal heads, Horror fiends, heathens, Union activists, people into living life, unpretentious artists,FOOD EATERS. awesome people. kind thoughtfull folk. Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Abominable Snowman. Yetti. ODIN, THOR, MERLIN, JOE BOB BRIGGS, MICHEAL J WELDIN, KING DIAMOND, IRON MAN OF THE HOH, JOHN CARRADINE.All old growth douglas firs, silver firs, grand firs, noble firs, red cedars, yellow cedars, hemlocks, and spruce trees in the heathen forests of washington state. Also some Big leaf maple for being the largest of the pussy ass deciduous.the other 27% of washington that is pagan/athiest. Washington has the highest percentage of non beleivers in the country. Plus the sasquatch encounter folk. Washington has the highest bifgoot reports out of anywhere in the world. FUCK YES

My Blog

Exploitation Tour to end in Seattle, you must come!!!!!!!!!

Come see some amazing exploitation/horror films friday april 24, and saturday the 25th at the Grand Illusion in Seattle Wa. (1403 NE 50th St. Seattle, WA 98105 )  They will be presented by Cinemapocal...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:03:00 GMT

vhs horror

If any of y'all know me or read my zine, you know VHS has a special place in my heart for horror.  Other than Drive-ins and Grindhouses playings splotchy and scratched up over shown horror and ex...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:51:00 GMT

HOUSE OF DORMARTH’S HORROR REVIEW issue 11

new issue out now, pick it up in oly at phantom city records, last word books, rainy day records, and all freakin night.  in Tacoma at Buzzards, Stadium video. In Seattle at Scarecrow Video, and ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:13:00 GMT

Dormarth interviews the King of Exploitation/The Godfather of Gore

I scored an interview with my hero the OG of exploitation and godfather of gore, none other than Herschell Gordon Lewis.  He is a very nice man that was excited do do a interview for my upcoming ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:18:00 GMT

buffet club

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Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:42:00 GMT

buffet club

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Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:43:00 GMT

buffet club

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Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:43:00 GMT

DORMARTHS 1750TH HORROR FILM RITUAL

for all that made it saturday january 19th It was truly amazing and great. I think we can all agree that Silent Night Deadly Night 5 passed the te...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:26:00 GMT

metal

Recently I have seen the most sickening sight and unnatural shit ever in the annals of extreme metal.  It saddens me beyond belief.  With the new King Diamond release he also relesed his sid...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:51:00 GMT

MY Daughter

Fulvia (Via) Isolina Avalon Malleck-Conrad was born Dec 23rd 6:00pm under a full moon.  She is amazing and is the love of my life.  I miss her right now as I type.  She is so wonderfull...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:38:00 GMT