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Kane

I don't use condoms... AIDS will kill the baby.

About Me

Chase™ MADE THIS SHIT.




AOL: rottenrambler



If ever there was a God, Jeff Buckley was His voice.

MARINES:

The few. The proud. The only branch that matters.

The greatest beer of all time:

CORONA.

I recommend these sites:

The Best Page In The Universe

Advanced Masturbation

Jackinworld

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

They are all mostly dead. Except Thom Yorke, Heather Brooke, and all the sexually repressed women I could handle.



Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force inherent to humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree… Yeah... I guess that's plausible.

"This is what I think about gays in the military... Anyone DUMB ENOUGH to want to be in the fucking military should be allowed in. End of fucking story. That should be the only requirement. I don't care how many push-ups you can do – put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole. We'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. I've been watching all these Congressional hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits going, "Oh, the Esprit De Corps will be affected, and we are such a moral …" Excuse me, but aren't you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know. Until then … Where did the fucking military get all, "Well, WE ARE THE MILITARY..." "Is that a village of children and kids? Where's the napalm?!? (SWOOSH, BOOM) I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids... I just don't wanna see it." And don't tell me this is the military that protects our freedom – hey, ladies and gentlemen, there ain't no one out there who's a fucking threat to us. They don't exist. Oh – I'm talking now only of countries we don't arm first. " -BILL HICKS

Music:

Favourite musician: JOHN LENNON.
Favourite band: RADIOHEAD.
Favourite singer: JEFF BUCKLEY.
Favourite song: "ROCK THE CASBAH" THE CLASH...
Favourite album: ABBEY ROAD/OK COMPUTER/HAIL TO THE THIEF.

THE BEATLES, RADIOHEAD, THE SMITHS, THE CLASH, TOM PETTY, THE DOORS, TERRY REID, PANTERA, METALLICA, FRANK ZAPPA, NEIL YOUNG, THE GRATEFUL DEAD, PINK FLOYD, LED ZEPPELIN, THE BAND, ZZ TOP, STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, THE EAGLES, THE ROLLING STONES, JEFF BUCKLEY, ERIC CLAPTON, CREAM, CCR, ROBERT JOHNSON, MUDDY WATERS, BOB DYLAN, STEVE EARLE, TOWNES VAN ZANDT, HANK WILLIAMS SR. & JR., JETHRO TULL, JOHN LENNON, DIRE STRAIGHTS, THE POLICE, ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND, MARSHALL TUCKER BAND, BLACK SABBATH, TOOL, SMASHING PUMPKINS, NIRVANA, PRIMUS, DAVID BOWIE, VAN HALEN, RAMMSTEIN, A PERFECT CIRCLE, THE WHITE STRIPES, ELVIS, JANIS JOPLIN, HEART, MILES DAVIS, DJANGO REINHARDT....

Movies:

1-The Big Lebowski.

The Devil's Rejects, The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, No Country For Old Men, Hot Fuzz, Adaptation, Cobra, Die Hard, Catch Me If You Can, The Sound of Music, The Producers, Halloween, The Prestige, Apocalypse Now, Imagine, American Beauty, Jarhead, Pulp Fiction, Dirty Harry, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Tombstone, Blow, Fargo, American Psycho, Rounders, Fight Club, Raising Arizona, The People Vs Larry Flynt, Reds, Silence Of The Lambs, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The Godfather Trilogy, Scarface, The Deer Hunter, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The Aviator, Ocean's Eleven...

Television:

Arrested Development. Kenny Vs Spenny. The Colbert Report. Conan. Scrubs. House. Iron Chef. South Park. WWE.

Books:

True crime, music biographies, poetry, philosophy.Carl Sandburg, Walt Whitman, Nietzsche.

Heroes:



My Blog

The Marine Debacle. (UPDATED 6/23/2008)

I went to Parris Island, S.C. for USMC boot camp and graduated a U.S. Marine. I enjoyed boot camp for the most part; it was a lot of fun. I then went to the School of Infantry on Camp Geiger, N.C. and...
Posted by Kane on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST

The Super Amazing Dusty Carey Redneck Debacle Extravaganza! (UPDATED!)

After the timely demise of Dusty Carey, someone I have never liked since I met him, I posted a lot of things making fun of him. He wasn't universally loved as some would have you believe, for several ...
Posted by Kane on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:48:00 PST

Fundamentalist Christians? PIECES OF SHIT.

I keep hearing all about these fucking ignorant narrow-minded piece of shit fundamentalist christian assholes boycotting varied media that doesn’t adhere to their bullshit philosophies, as if th...
Posted by Kane on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:12:00 PST

The Death Of Steve Irwin (*Chuckle*)

I have received a lot of feedback regarding my blatant exploitation of the recent death of the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin. Those offended usually sent hateful messages replete with various obscenit...
Posted by Kane on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:13:00 PST