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Kai

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About Me

Ah, the age old philisophical question, who am I? Well, it depends on who you ask. To all my friends I am known as kai, olu, taurean, saunders, sanders or a combination of all said names. To my co-workers i am known as the guy that always bitches about anything and everything, yet gets the job done when needed to. To all my credit card companies i am known as part of the reason the CEO's can drive around in $100,000 Mercedes backwards the wrong way down a one-way street while snorting cocaine of a midget hookers ass and not really care what happens. So you see, while expressing who I think I am to you, the viewer, it doesn't really begin to fully envelop all that is me. But if you want my opinion on who I am, you can just call me friend, because that is the most I can ever hope to be to you. Any other perceptions you wish to gain will have to be found out for yourselves. Best way to find out? AIM SN: akuhead1. I can always use a good conversation. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Having arguements with a wall. Some might say that arguing with an inanimate object may be boring and uneventful, seeing as how I can almost always win, but there's always the fear that if he got angry, he could kick my ass, especially if i hit a stud. Kinda exciting now, isn't it? Sleeping is another interest I have. Probably my most interesting interest. But everyone has sleeping as an interest now, and I don't want to be another sleeping groupie. So instead, I will change my answer to "being unconscious for a set period of time at which I will have hallucinations that seem random and obscured but may actually present a window of realism that delves into my pysche to define who i really am". Then in parentheses i will put (also known as sleeping) for those that don't want to put in the time and effort to decipher what the meaning is behind that statement.Oh, and another interest is writing long, drawn out paragraphs in an attempt to showcase my intellect and wit while deep down inside i know its systematically driving people away from my page instead of having them flock to it. Dammit! I'm doing it again.

I'd like to meet:

Personally, I would love to meet Elvis. Then I can point and say "Holy shit, you're NOT dead!!!". Then I would keep him in a big glass jar with his guitar, maybe with a palm tree and a rock, with a metal lid covering the top with holes punched in it so he could breathe. Oh, can't forget one of those little sliding vents on the side of the jar so I can push some crusty bread and a cup of water through to him. I mean, what's the sense of finding Elvis alive if I'm just going to kill him through malnutrition? Then I think I'll have a fan tour of his glass jar every hour on the hour, from 9-5 every day (except Sunday) and I'll charge $50 a head. Seems a little steep, but I think Elvis fans would pay it. Of course we would have a souvenir shop with t-shirts and hats that would say "Elvis isn't dead. He's in a glass jar". Then at the end of the day, when all the lights turn off, I would open up his jar, carefully lift him out of his jar, and beat him with a stick. Not too harshly, mind you, but enough so that the next time he decides to emerge in public when everyone assumed he was dead, he'll think twice. Oh, and Kat VonD too. Bad ass, inked, and smoking hot. I'm in love.

Music:

Thanks to Casey for most of this list.Taking Back Sunday, Story of the Year, Fallout Boy, Senses Fail, Halifax, Hawthorne Heights, Billy Talent, Silverstein, The Academy Is, Armour for Sleep, Thrice, The Used, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Matchbook Romance, Finch, Breaking Benjamin, Rise Against, Emery, Letter Kills, and so on and so forth. I think you get the jist of what I listen to. --LATEST ADDITION-- One hell of a cool music video.

Movies:

Any movie that makes this list is something I could watch 3 or more times in a row and not get bored of....-A Walk To Remember -The Notebook -The Shawshank Redemption -The Incredibles -Garden State -Super Troopers (give it a second chance and you'll see the light) -Blood In, Blood Out: Bound by Honor (maybe only twice, cause its long)

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Scrubs, CSI:Las Vegas (miami sucks), and any cartoon that has no real plot to the story, and constantly throws random shit into the mix (so basically anything on [adult swim] minus Inuyasha).I would like to say Dr. Quinn, but Tiff has yet to let me borrow it to see what all the fuss is about. Shame on her!

Books:

The entire Harry Potter series, most anything from Stephen King, John Grisham, and Michael Crichton. The Perks of Being a Wallflower is an awesome book as well. Hmm...what else? Five People You Meet In Heaven. Angels and Demons. Da Vinci Code.This list is really short, but when Matt lends me some books it should start to grow. To Be Continued...

Heroes:

Anyone who's willing to share a taco with me. Because tacos kick ass. Could I make a taco my hero? Does that seem feasible? Well, if there was a Taco Man who gave free tacos to all the hungry taco eaters of the world, he would be my hero.

My Blog

The Trojan Wars...

so something else has been bothering for a while too, so i thought i might as well jot it down before it gets lost in the torrent of thoughts which is my life. this one deals specifically with music, ...
Posted by Kai on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:14:00 PST

The Invisible Glass Box...

hello friends! its time for another installment of "the world's most boring blogs" starring me. i know my blogs have been in hiatus for a while, but im trying to change that, mostly because if i don't...
Posted by Kai on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:03:00 PST

officially hawaiian....

at last, i have finally decided to finish off this blog. hope it was worth the wait. so here goes....   a month or so back, while i was yet again engrossed in a seafood selling spree (say that 10...
Posted by Kai on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

Inspiration...

have you ever met someone who, just through being in their presence and chatting with them from time to time, has placed a sense of focus in your life? it could be a co-worker, friend of a friend, eve...
Posted by Kai on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

My Achilles heely....

It's time yet again for another installment of bitching and moaning via Myspace. and you all have cheryl to thank for that. this blog is somewhat related to her blog, which can be found here.   ...
Posted by Kai on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

Wind 1 Truck 0

A few days ago i was driving home on the freeway after a long (read: 2 hours) period of christmas shopping when i hit an usual bout of traffic. Now usually traffic on the H2 at 8 oclock at night is a ...
Posted by Kai on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:42:00 PST

Oh ye little sewage bags....

For those of you who don't know (which is probably 99% of the people on my friend's list), recently i started working at Costco. Not exactly a glamorous line of work, but im just using it to pass time...
Posted by Kai on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Fuck

Fucking shit motherfucking fuck shit shit ass bitch fuck shit whore bicth fuck shit shitting shitass motherfucker fucking shit bitch.   So, tonight we all gathered at Casey's new apartment to "ch...
Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the ignorance of youth...

today me and kyle had a test for HECO at the American Savings building on Bishop Street. we arrived about 10 minutes early, so we decided to eat some lunch before we headed up to the testing room. so ...
Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1550 for nothing...

sorry jason, but you know it had to be put out there for the rest of the world to enjoy.   today started off as any normal day would. i came into work late, tired and cranky, and had to pick up t...
Posted by Kai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST