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Kittens and I have the same side effects....nifty!!

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I made a bulletin about this but no one ever reads those anyway

Well as most of you know I am fully obcessed with roller derby, specifically the Windy City Rollers, and I have probably told you all about the woman, Tequila Mockingbird, who was seriously injured at...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:10:00 GMT

Columbia is like an old lover, who did anal.

Everyday I am away from Columbia and its student body I feel like a little part of me is ripped away.  I miss the way everyone kind of resembled each other in a weird uniform sort of wa...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:40:00 GMT

hmmm....I wonder if Hitler worked in retail?

Is it just me or are the living dead... Oops! I mean the elderly, getting more annoying than usual? I know I usually get quite testy during the back to school season with all the bitching fat soccer m...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:45:00 GMT

Tom Jones can suck my twat in hell

I really don't like Tom Jones.  Maybe its that certain bulge in his pants or the fact that he is a misogynistic bastard but he really doesn't tickle my fancey.  I kn...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:01:00 GMT

drug manufacturers can kiss my ass!!!!!!!!

OK so for any that know me I always have some off the wall thing seeming to be medically wrong with me.  Whether it be magical cysts or explosive bloody noses it seems the gods find more and...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:45:00 GMT

Just in time for Halloween.....

http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/jesuscamp/trailer/ http://imdb.com/title/tt0486358/ Oh my gosh, this literally gave me chills watching the trailer.  If I said it once I will say it again C...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 13:10:00 GMT

Mommy, why are old people such assholes? Is it because God hates them?

ok so today was my first day back at walgreens and the elderly were in rare form.  I think they missed me.  Really I think that all last week they came in, saw I wasn't there, and went home....
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:00:00 GMT