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GRUFF GOAT

I am here for Networking

About Me

Last time i checked i didn't care, don't care now and unable to see myself even remotely giving a shit in the future.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone else who realises that although the artificial arrow of time points forwards, the arrow of entropy is confused and we actually face backwards observing moments as they occur but after the fact. Stephen Hawking got all wrong, but we all know he was full of shit to begin with. That said even if you have read A Brief History Of Time im sure the picture book version was so much more helpful to your understanding of how shit is supposed work. Shit don't work it fucking happens dickhead. Nuff said. Wheres's my mull bowl you lazy bludging hippy bastard? Oh that's right i smashed it into dreadlocked noggin cause you smoked all my quality stash when i went to the pub to discuss the finer points of inelastic spatial quantam mechanics with that bloke who calls me Geoff. For fuck's sake where has all the respect gone? And why won't this Tom guy just fuck off! I already said i don't care and do you think this bloke needs me as a friend anyway? A friend cares about their mates and i expressly don't need that responsbility from someone who is obviously a complete slut and would be offended if a gnat didn't respond to his advances. Im in such a good mood you can all go and get fucked!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Here i go again

The contemplative sigh. Spell it i here you say. Hmmm....? Yeah i do fucking wonder that's why i said hmmm....? Notice the single h then 3 m's and finally there are 4 little dots. Bastard's! It's thos...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:00:00 GMT

Being backstage is overrated.

Another week slips from my grip and dissapears into the clear blue sky of hindsight. What the fuck? What's with the poetically confused imagery i just had to endure i hear you ask. Yeah i did actually...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:08:00 GMT

No time for thoughts of the metaphysical i have a crazy woman stalking me and i must be off.

The subject says it all. Gotta lay low for the next couple of days while this blows over. My only problem will be getting home before this Christine driving devil woman hunts me down and has her way w...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:52:00 GMT

Why and wherefor?

Well the why is simple but the wherefor is something else entirely. Is there any genuine people out im myspaceworld that don't wanna show me their tits? If and i say IF ( in upper case because i ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:38:00 GMT