Edgar Alan Ford

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet ALIEN. because, I'd like to shoot some ALIENS. I'd like to meet INDIAN. because, I'd like to shoot some INDIANS. I'd like to meet STUPID NAZI. because, I'd like to shoot some STUPID NAZIS. I'd like to meet COMMUNIST. because, I'd like to shoot some COMMUNISTS. I'd like to meet DOCTOR. because, I'd like to shoot some DOCTORS. I'd like to meet MUSICIAN. because, I'd like to shoot some MUSICIANS. I'd like to meet MYSELF. because, I'd like to shoot MYSELF... ...in the head.