Jayson 2.0

I’m a Gemini by Zodiac, and a Derrick by birth. My parents thought it would be cute to add a ‘y’ into my name (which it is!) so I am Jayson. My friends call me Pon or le jays_der. Some try to be smart and mix the two by calling me le pon. I am intelligent by no means. I have tried my luck at several different hobbies in my life, did well at nothing. I tried art but got ridiculed at a competition infront of my friends, family and national media when my stick figure man looked worse then that of the kindergarden students I was competing against. Yes, I got rejected from every single hobby I had, most of which were embarassing but then I realized I had found my true hobby - trying to find new hobbies that I will ultimately fail in. I’m compulsive and erratic and you will eventually characterize me as cliched as cliched can be. However I do warn you not to say so, since I do work out 5 times a week and I have this urge to take a liking into hunting people down with my very powerful sniper rifle. I came to a crossroad in life where I realized being this cliche character isn’t all it is supposed to be and there is a higher calling in life. I dropped out of school, ran a telemarketing fraud out of my basement for a few weeks and with this income, I decided to set out and experience everything that fell into my path, that is of coarse untill the sun came up, the alcohol wore off, the girls were gone, and I’d left my wallet in El Segundo. All that was really left for me was myself, and this is where my story really begins.