Curdled Thoughts |
Whenever I try to speakI can never spit it out.And when I do, it is disasterSpilling from my lips.Like split milkThat has gone sour. Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:25:00 GMT |
Colliding Worlds |
I never know the right way to deal with friends of friends. What if you're out with the friend of a friend and someone sees you and they are used to seeing you with the original friend? Is that awkwar... Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:43:00 GMT |
Dear John |
The post office is still considering reducing its service to a five-day delivery. This could be as soon as June of this year. With the dwindling mail volume, I have decided I want to start mailing thi... Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:59:00 GMT |
Oh Deer |
She's got magic fingers. Was in a terrible mood until I saw this. Thanks Snuh (http://snuh.tumblr.com/) Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 10:18:00 GMT |
Per Chance |
I met someone. As I was leaving my apartment. As I had just left company in my bed. As I had just left what will never happen. One of those moments that statistically shouldn't have happened, happened... Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:37:00 GMT |
Catch 22 |
You're one of the smartest people I've ever met.But you broke my heart. So I watched a black and white movie tonight. And all I could think was... all of these people are probably dead. Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:52:00 GMT |
For Your Pleasure Only |
for your listening pleasurefor your viewing pleasurefor your stolen pleasurefor your fucking pleasurewhat is it worth? Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:00:00 GMT |
Never There |
I'm about as undependable as they come. I'm awful at answering phone calls. Even worse at returning them. When I let it go to voicemail, messages go like this:"Jessica, you make it really hard to be f... Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:24:00 GMT |
I Eat Pixel Dust |
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Coded Candy |
I live downtown. The benefit in living where I live is that I am within walking distance of a plethora of bars and don't have to worry about drinking and driving. It's about as safe as any downtown co... Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:46:00 GMT |