Speedy

http://a525.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/m_4a78151b9 8b1d053fa867ac8c9eac3ec.jpgI am the proud owner of three humans. They seem to serve me well. The alpha human of the pack of them is female. The other two humans call her "Mom". When humans stop by though I hear them calling her "Jo". The other 2 humans that serve me are teenagers. One answers to a varity of names "Tiffany, Yoo Bo, Baby Doll, Hitler" and the larger in size one anwers mostly to "Jordan". They are the ones "Mom" has cleaning out my restroom box, making sure my food supply shall never run empty. They serve their "KING" --(Me) very well. I have learned a game to play in which "Mom" doesnt really much care for. It envolves me cleaning off all shelves and table tops. I simply push everything onto the floor. The "Mom" does not understand, I am trying to help with the dusting of these things. The "Mom" will pick me up and ask me, what am I thinking by doing this or that? I just grin at her. Then she just rubs me, nodding her head, then the "Mom" slightly giggles. I know then the power of my ownership of the "Mom" human. I have witnessed first hand one of the other human teenagers doing less stuff then that. The "Mom" much less forgiving to them. ;) A game I play with the "Mom" human, is one that envolves sleep time. The "Mom" will go onto the steps going to "my bedroom". I follow her. I know the "Mom" will rub my belly until I trance her with my "powers" into deep sleep. It is then when she is under one of my trances, I will attack the "Mom" biting and scratching at the "Moms" feet. The "Mom" normally jumps up, and will service me again. Rubbing my belly or head again. This time until I the "King" fall fast asleep. I am less then a year old. I am still to young to be "Fixed". I am not sure what "fixed" means yet. The male teenager "Jordan" told me. I do not want to do it cause it will hurt. The other two humans, both females the "Mom" and teenager "Tiffany" thinks its the best thing for their "King". I try very hard to prove myself worthy of being the "King" around the castle. I bath myself repeatedly throughout the day and even through the night sometime. The "Mom" Human will give me a bath with her in the tub. Sometimes I am ok with it. Other times I try to insist to her I am clean enough. The "Mom" human would like very much to hold me and carry me around from room to room. I must resist this action. I "King Speedy" am very independent. Therefore as "King" anyone whom rubs or touches or holds me, they do these things at the will of the "King".