Designer Dogs? |
What ever happened to the good old American mutt? Doggie one night stands have turned into a 'designer breed' As if someone actually decided, hey, lets make a shit-poo! Well, maybe some back assed sto...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:16:00 GMT |
Sept. 25th 2007 |
They say that depression creeps up on you slowly, then quickly pulls you down before you can realize you're gone. They are wrong. It does not creep slowly nor does it pull you down. It is more like...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:38:00 GMT |
Nov. 6th 2007 |
Some things are better left unsaid. I need a glass of water. Did you really need to know that? I'm having cramps so bad you would think I'm giving birth to a pharmacy stuffed with anti-pain medicati...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:37:00 GMT |
October 1st 2007 |
Warm Vanilla Sugar...So much can change so quickly. It's so easy to throw your life away to try another. The world is full of samples. Everyday. Sample this, sample that. Eventually you get to the p...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:37:00 GMT |
Dec. 9th 2007 |
Have you ever been driving and had the sudden urge to jerk the wheel and send your vehicle into an oblivion of twists and spins only then to hit the ground, not just once but twice? I've asked sever...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:34:00 GMT |
A short story about a drunk person at 3pm |
The name of this hilarious drunk shall not be named (so I don't get in trouble)I'm sitting on my myspace minding my own business when I hear knocking. Expect instead of coming from the door it is comi...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
The Amazing Adventures of Peanut Butter and Bliss |
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Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:43:00 GMT |
Want a taste of the book I’m working on? I’m not giving the summary... it’s a secret! |
My eyes are opening before I'm ready for them to do so. Everything has that bright hazy look, or maybe it's this place. I always seem to wake up in the bathroom despite me falling a...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:17:00 GMT |
Blog for the weekend... |
When someone pisses you off, remember, they are obviously more retarded than you. Obviously. I mean, that emo hair style and your sister's pants can't possibly beat me and my guitar hero skills. I als...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:42:00 GMT |
Man am I pissed right now. |
First I have to respond to a few of my comments... on my blog, profile and email. Please note, I am not pointing out names! So don't take offense and blow me up for it. I'm just not good at telling pe...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
