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Krissie

I am here for Friends

About Me

High on cartoons. Shot through the heart.
I am honest. I am the product of everything that can before. "I lived alone, so I took him home. He doesn't love me but, he keeps me company. Everythings's alright."
When you say, "just put your heart here in my hand." And though I know you might hock it, I can't keep it in my pocket. I've tried, but I can't. Oh man.
"Broken hearts hurt but they make us strong."
"Be kind to me, or treat me mean, I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine."
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies: 'God damn it, you've got to be kind."
(Warning: Being that I believe in genuine human kindness, I might try to: buy you food, give you cigarettes, drive you home, or be there for you when you need me. If you have a problem with any of this, you might not want to be my friend.)
Approximately now I am
krissie --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Absurdist Humor, Adventures, Anecdochovies, Anti-folk, Art, Beaches, Being generally loud, Beaded Bracelets, Bonfires, Camouflage, Cartoons, Cigarettes, Coincidences, Creatures, Del Taco, D.I.Y., Drunken nonsense, Energy Drinks, French eroticism, Getting lost, Hippies, Intensity, Kindness, Late Nights, Lip gloss, Literature, Lo-Fi, Love, Lust, Monsters, Movies, My precious friends, Nursing, Parties, Philosophy, Quotes, Revenge, Running yellow lights, Saying, “and then”, “at least”, and “mostly”, Schnazz, Sex, Song lyrics, Sprite Music, Sushi, Voodoo.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't stupid. . .

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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Devo, David Bowie, The Moldy Peaches, Kimya Dawson, Nine Inch Nails, Atom and His Package, Radiohead, Mindless Self Indulgence, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Imani Copola, Texas, Smashing Pumpkins, Godhead, Orgy, Pink Floyd, Tweaker, Oingo Boingo, Mirah, Violent Femmes, Hamell on Trial, Of Montreal, Tilly and the Wall, The Ditty Bops, Devendra Banhart, Vendetta Valentine, Ghost Mice, The Blow, The Magnetic Fields.

Movies:

Me and You and Everyone We Know, Palindromes, Party Monster, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Nowhere, The Doom Generation, Mysterious Skin, Fight Club, Wizards, Cool World, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Adaptation, Tank Girl.

Television:

Gilmore Girls and Seinfeld, other than that I mostly watch cartoons, Futurama, The Venture Brothers and Drawn Together are my favorites, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob, Teen Titans, Code Lyoko, and Boondocks are all good too.

Books:

Survivor, Lullaby and Diary by Chuck Palanuik
Still Life with Woodpecker, Another Roadside Attraction, Villa Incognito, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, Jitterbug Perfume, Skinney Legs and All by Tom Robbins
Cat's Cradle, The Sirens of Titan, Breakfast of Champians, Timequake and everything else by Kurt Vonnegut
Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
Frankenstein, Wuthering Heights, The House on Mango Street, A Clockwork Orange, White Noise, Watchmen

Heroes:

Not so much heroes, but people I admire. Miranda July, Greg Araki, Kimya Dawson, and Ralph Bakshi.

My Blog

Memorial Day

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Posted by Krissie on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:07:00 PST

After. . .

After seeing one of my favorite things destroyed by mass media/popular culture/corporate consumerism at least I can say, I saw Miles Thompson there. If you don’t know who he is, he’s the ...
Posted by Krissie on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:04:00 PST

Two Things.

I really like Zach Braff. I mean. . .  I love Scrubs and I think he's a really great and unique actor, but I didn't know till today that he wrote and directed Garden State, as well as starred in ...
Posted by Krissie on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:07:00 PST

Happeee Place

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Posted by Krissie on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:12:00 PST

Halloween

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Posted by Krissie on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST

Lingerie Party

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Posted by Krissie on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:54:00 PST

Electric Daisy Carnival

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Posted by Krissie on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:18:00 PST

Seth's Birthday!

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Posted by Krissie on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

This thing. . .

Fill this out, if you want.1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do...
Posted by Krissie on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST

Moving Day!

Here are the pictures from when Me, Goodfriend, Felix, Chinx and Jon moved into our new place.  We still need to take a group picture, and there are none of Jon, but here they are.  Love! S...
Posted by Krissie on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST