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Mrs. Astor-Pius

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About Me

I Love: Britain, Drinking, Drinking in Britain, Good Books, Bad T.V., Smoking Cigarettes in Public, Witty Adults, Sarcastic Children, Beehive Hairdos, Stacked Heels.I Hate: People Who Are Moved to Tears By Their Own Poetry/Fiction, Loud, Smelly Children, People Who Think Their Loud, Smelly Children Are Adorable, Chips and Salsa, White Shoes.
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My Interests

Anything that doesn't involve math or pretension; I'm not very good at either.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Ghandi, Mother Theresa. Just kidding. Johnny Depp.

Music:

I'll always love Bob Dylan, but I'm trying to be "in to music" in 2008, so let me know what the cool kids are listening to.

Movies:

I think I'm a little obsessed with Wes Anderson. I've seen The Darjeeling Limited like four times now, and don't even get me started on The Royal Tannenbaums.

Television:

Lifetime movies make me feel better about myself. "My Stepson, My Lover" is classic. Also, I can't wait for the return of The Office!!

Books:

Life of Pi by Yann Martel and Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer are both so great. My favorite book of all time is The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton. Lily Bart is just an unlucky Scarlett O'Hara.

Heroes:

Loud mouthed "bitchey" women who realize that having an education and a brain does, in fact, entitle them to an opinion. Homeless people who admit they're using the money for beer (they're homeless what else are they going to do with your dollar, turn their life around?). Scientists and academics who don't pander to public opinion/politics just for grant money. Writers who admit the current state of literature and poetry is a joke. Misogynists who don't try to pretend like they're "just old fashioned".

My Blog

Slim down Gisele, theyre not paying you to look healthy.

So I was just listening the ongoing debate about models' weight (okay I was watching America's Top Model and they made an aneorexic girl cry), and it reminded me of Spain's ban on skinny models. ...
Posted by Mrs. Astor-Pius on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:42:00 PST