Our over all goals include: uniting with other taters and ridding the galaxy of all potato eating life forms. We have searched the galaxy everywhere only to realize that Idaho is the best place for our base of operations. We have our work cut out for us. With America’s meat and potatoes mentality, it seams that our enemies exceed past the works of the evil corporate empire Heinz and all of its subsidiaries, particularly Ore-Ida. Ketchup and mustard are merely condiments, Ore-Ida is murder!! Therefore, the destruction of Heinz is the only means to end the continuation of our mass destruction that takes so many different forms: tater tots, hash browns, potatoes au gratin and the present “French†fry. Not only do these companies destroy our posterity, but they continue to erode our dignity by referring to us as a “side dish†to a slab of beef. So obviously the beef industry must go as well (sorry Mr. Moo cow nothing against you personally, but humans just can’t seem to resist you meaty goodness.) Finally, we must declare: WE HATE YAMS!! (They are just not like the rest of us…)
