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Anyone of consequence. I'd like to meet people who change the world.Tina Fey tops my list right now, and not just because she does an amazing Palin.Quotes
Me: I heart your face.
Kathryn: Just my face? That's the least fun part.
Me: Honey, I'm a lesbian. That is our version of the penis.

(While walking into Best Buy) Jason: did you hear that? A girl! who actually knew what a hard drive was!
Me: Yeah, and -both- our heads turned!

Me: Just hug me and smack me, and I'll be perfectly fine.

Linda(on the phone with a specialty shop): thank you for being there during my whipping emergency!

Aaron: Oh, I think you have a magnificent temper, love. All it takes is for someone to hurt someone, other than you, that you care about.

Me: Jamie and I are discussing "bisexuality and you" well not YOU..but in general.

Jason: that's the name of the book you'll write one day.

ME: No, the name of my book will be "Even I don't know what the hell I am anymore".

Jamie: "My book will be called ‘Maximum Possibilities = Maximum Results’ aka ‘How to be greedy and get away with it’".

Auggy: "Because you, deal with it, are an attractive, kind, loving person. And people can honestly be frightened by unconditional love."

Sara: "I love you so much. You're like a sister to me."
ME: "No! then when I look at your ass, it's incest! and I know you stare at my boobs! Fix it, make it sexy!"
Sara: "You know you're the slave-bitch I never had!"

Linda: "Who makes a perfume called 'Unforgiveable Woman'? I mean, the implications alone..why don't they just call it 'Scarlet Whore'?"

Brian: That's the thing about being human, people are very difficult to break. You can bend someone out of shape, yeah it takes quite a bit to get them back to being less beant up, but as long as their still alive they're not broken, just bent up, just gotta work out how to do it.

Amber: "I can't stand stupid people. If you have two brain cells and they're fighting each other, than we got issues."

[22:15] Ravyn: And I love how FOX News is trying to build her as having foreign policy experience because she's governor of Alaska and thus is close to Russia.

[22:16] JustinetheQueen: I've fucked a few Canadians in my time. I have foreign policy experience too!

[22:17] Ravyn: You should be VP!

Me: Are you okay? You seem shakey.
Jason: Yes. I just need to not think about what's between my legs.
Me: When I put this quote up on Myspace? it's going to be hilarious. Especially because people won't know at first you have your Macbook sitting there.

Fox: I am made of magic.

Tom: I don't think of it as evil. I think of it as morally flexible good times.
Sterling: You might have -some- game, I'll admit it. But you don't have Sterling Lowery game.
Me: I'll try to get by, somehow.

Fox: seriously, though..if I go blind AND deaf? suffocate me with a pillow. No Hellen Keller shit.