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Grant

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About Me

Just livin the sober dream...GOD I LOVE MY LIFE!FUCK VA TECH FOOTBALL, Im done with you fuckin clowns. Grant --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo

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My Interests

any sport, reading, masturbating, looking at internet porn, did I mention masturbating?, running Forrest Gump style (how fuckin cool would that be to run across the country?), BINGE eating.......Hulk Hulk 90% The Flash 80% Supergirl 65% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 65% Batman 55% Wonder Woman 55% Spider-Man 50% Robin 47% Superman 45% Green Lantern 40% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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I'd like to meet:

God and stripper midgets, preferably at the same time. Thats about it I like hanging out with myself too much.

Music:

fuck this list could be endless....anything other than Country. BEN HARPER, GLove. Citizen Cope will change your life. Love any good indie rock. Modest Mouse, Sufjan Stevens, Jimmy Eat World, Tresspassers William, Killers, Shins, Snow Patrol, Angels and Airwaves, Buckcherry, Nine Inch Nails. Crank up the TECHNO so I can go fucking nuts.

Movies:

Scarface, Gladiator, Can't Hardly Wait, Braveheart, Heat, Rules of Attraction, The Illusionist, The Last King of Scotland, Van Wilder, The Other Sister, the Bourne trilogy, Waiting, Blood Diamond, any scawy movies, 30 Days of Night was badass...um yeh, so is it a requirement that I put Donnie Darko here bc it seems like that is one of those cool trendy movies everyone has on their lists and I want to be cool and trendy too even though that movie sucks ass.

Television:

October Road- best new show on TV check it out, I used to get loaded with Bryan Greenberg haha....Dexter, Weeds, Entourage, One Tree Hill, the first 2 weeks of American Idol so I can laugh at all the retards

Books:

Less Than Zero, Catcher in the Rye, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Da Vinci Code, The Historian, The Celestine Prophecy, Broken, The Tender Bar, Running With Scissors, Dry, Rules Of Attraction...anything by Bret Easton Ellis or Augusten Burroughs, check them out

Heroes:

anyone who has overcome addiction and alcoholism my respect continues to grow everyday for you, my brother