Since I lost my pendulum, my life is all erratic.
The parrot, which was cordial, is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed, the cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane is talking to my shoe. Michael Leunig
I used to have a Fire Crotch, but now it's just a smoldering clump of damp hair.I don't "party", don't wanna know about Tina or party favors. I don't want any pictures sent to me of cocks. Sounds like I'm pretty negative here but I'm not. I just don't get loaded and don't want to be around people that do. Too much dishonesty and disrespect in that crowd I think.
F E A R
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God; your playing small doesn't serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone.
And as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
NELSON MANDELA, inaugural speech, 1994