"If I Were Less Retarded"

if i can only be more seriousi'd be so much less retarded.that is what my theory isto no longer get discarded the reason why i hate myselfis because of all the stupid things i saybut what i say, i can...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST

"If I Were Sam Nysuckit"

If I were Sam NysuckitI wouldn't throw up in a bucketI'd save that shit for my mom's potsAnd I'd pee myself while I'm a robotIf I were Sam Nysuckit, I'd laugh with her stupid boyfriendBecaus...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

"If I Were Sean Johnson"

"If I were Sean Johnson"by Jackson DowneyIf I were Sean Johnson,I'd be really hot guyI'd show the girls my pee peeAnd they'd all say "Oh My!"If I were Sean Johnson,I'd win every fight,I'd be really po...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

I Remember...

You always told me I made you smileYou made me smile, too.We'd laugh and talk all day longI was happy when I was with youI remember you kissed me for the very first timeAnd whisper...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:14:00 PST

[untitled]

this poem is not about me. okay? kthanksss   he sits alone in his room tonight no problem, no argue, no reason, no fight feeling like shit with no one knowing why people notice, and he just lies...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:24:00 PST

The Purple Bubble.

once upon a time, there was a purple bubble. his name was "purple bubble", but everyone called him "purple bubble". it was unknown where Purple Bubble came from, or who his parents were. the only thin...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:09:00 PST

a "how to..." project, by me

HOW TO MAKE A SANDWICH SANDWICH   MATERIALS:       -2 pieces of bread                  ...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Cash Refund.

i went it to the store one day i went over to the soda way i grabbed a sprite from the end but when i tried, the can wouldnt bend so i went to go pay for it but there was no one around so i made a ru...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stories.

one day i was playin with my new yo-yowhen i remembered it was illegal and then came the po-poso i thought fast and busted caps with my ninei winded up havin to pay a really huge fine.that was all it ...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

(story) "Better than Jerry and Jenna"

Michelle Imposthosauroblogniosisofmeingings and Kim Smith were the best of friends. They were always with each other, always side by side. It was rare that one was seen alone.One day, Michelle was tal...
Posted by jackson. [hbic] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST