Rubber cement makes me dizzy but not in a good or bad way. |
Whooo! Fumy. I never use MySpace anymore... the ratio of real messages to spam has been in steady decline.I'm glad I never patched my tube on Tuesday, because I got another flat yesterday ... Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:48:00 GMT |
B B B Barbade to the bone |
Having a world-class supervisor in the mathematical sciences has its fringe benefits. Travel, travel, travel! This week I attended what might be called, unofficially, the second annual Bel... Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:51:00 GMT |
The USA, always in good company! |
Countries that ban homosexual people from serving openly in the military BrazilCubaEgyptIranNorth KoreaPhilippinesSaudi ArabiaSyriaUnited States of AmericaVenezuelaYemen Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:57:00 GMT |
BARF! |
Everybody's gotta get sick once in a while. It just... sucks. I woke up with some bad gas at about 3AM, which soon enough turned into getting up to go to the bathroom and puke until I almo... Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:07:00 GMT |
To do |
- Take the tape off the window and open it up!- Work on the proof of fractional reductions on nontrivial homogeneous pairs of cliques. Easy to prove, but hard to write up properly.- Stick my hea... Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:27:00 GMT |
This, that, and the other. |
I have a cheapy pair of headphones that I got with a Walkman in the early `90s and they still kick like nobody's business. They sound awesome and it makes me want to stay at school all day liste... Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:48:00 GMT |
HOW TO DO YOUR TAXES THE ANDREW WAY (amateurish tax advice) |
* Follow my advice at your own peril, idiot!Since I'm doing my taxes now (I did them but I'm still waiting for some forms from school and the bank), I thought I'd point out to anyone who's interested ... Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:25:00 GMT |
The discreet charm of a severe speech impediment |
Quick question: What is the best job for a man with a severe speech impediment?If you said "mime", you are wrong.If you said "computer programmer", you are wrong.The correct answer is "telephone oper... Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:11:00 GMT |
That positive feeling |
Has anyone else noticed how Environment Canada likes to dangle above-zero temperatures in front of us in the weather forecast, only to say the day before, "Oh, actually it's going to be minus five.&nb... Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:53:00 GMT |
Saint Valentine's Day, then and now. |
1997: I had lost my virginity a week earlier; it was brief and briefly humiliating. Afterwards my brother had to give us a ride to drop my girlfriend off because I had recently failed my d... Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:48:00 GMT |