The_Joser

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What can one say about one's self? Hello, I am the_joser, otherwise known as "The_Joser". I was born on March 31st, 1984. Prematurely... But I grew up healthy enough. I love music... it's part of my life, I only wish I could translate the talent I have in my mind to my hands and through my voice. I try, but I get bored and feel embarrassed, especially with nobody around. I'm a thinker, I don't make for good conversation because i'm thinking of conversations in my head, then by the time I'm done, the conversation is over. Yes, I am shy, alright? I admit it! I don't message people too often unless I really know them, otherwise I feel like i'm bothering people. Needless to say, I love Brittish Humor. I love almost all humor, actually... like... 80% on a good day. There's certain jokes I think are a little much, even for me... and certain stuff is just plain stupid. Overall, I really am a nice person, I swear... a lot, but I try not to. I play video games, write stuff .., eFed if anyone knows what that is, I waste time and energy on photoshop, excel, and word. I like taking pictures of things, but I don't overdo it. I'm funny according to people, and I do consider myself trustworthy and a very loyal friend to those who care enough to care... yeah. Anyway, there's more I could talk about, but i've grown weary of this screen... it hurts my eyes. I'm .. just about well too much, so if anyone ever cares to ask me what my problem is, or just decides to say "Hi", go for it. Until then, my coined sign-off!
Take Care, Take It Easy, and Goodnight.
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Name: Jose Ahumada (That's "OW-Ma-tha" for you English-speaking types)
Birthday: Every year on March 31st
Birthplace: Los Angeles
Current Location: Not Los Angeles, La Puente
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7'' (1/2?)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reeboks
Your Weakness: Human mortality
Your Fears: Snakes, I hate snakes... why did it have to be snakes?
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, ham, mushroom, cheeese, maybe sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Lies"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What the..."
Your Best Physical Feature: My fist, the right one
Your Bedtime: 2-4am
Your Most Missed Memory: Having money
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper with a splash of strawberry
MacDonalds or Burger King: No.
Single or Group Dates: No
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: BBQ Ribs
Do you Swear: Plenty, too much
Do you Sing: In the car
Do you Shower Daily: Heh..
Have you Been in Love: Some would say
Do you want to go to College: I don't WANT to...
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, sorta... kinda...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but not when I have to do something
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, 2, actually
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Somewhat..
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Blaze of glory, taking a few people with me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Family man
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland ties with Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Auburn/red/black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: No taller than I
Weight: Hopefully at least 100lbs less than what I weigh now, for health reasons
Best Clothing Style: casual, comfortable, "own" style
Number of Drugs I have taken: Huh?
Number of CDs I own: What does this have to do with the other stuff?
Number of Piercings: Whatever, 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Your Birthdate: March 31
You're a pretty traditional person. If it's lasted, it's probably good.
You seek stability - both in your career and your romantic relationship.
In return, you're very loyal and predictable. Which is usually a good thing.
Without a partner, you feel lost. Being with someone is very important to you.
Your strength: Your dependability
Your weakness: You hate being alone
Your power color: Midnight blue
Your power symbol: Shell
Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?