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Don Bacon

I am here for Friends

About Me

In order to be added as a friend, you have to meet one of the 8 requirements:1. You have to of bought me an alcoholic beverage more than once.2. Can name the four numbers retired by the New York Mets.3. I have embarrassed you in public.4. You have embarrassed me in public.5. I have seen you on TV after I met you.6. Portrayed me as Jesus Christ to whoever is willing to listen.7. Have a southern accent.8. You don't believe I have a gambling problem.

My Interests

The score of the Mets game.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever I meet must have one of the following things:1. A Southern accent.2. A large quantity of alcohol.3. Places to score after 3am.4. A kool job that allows me to take advantage of them.5. A gambling problem.

Music:

The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Mississippi John Hurt, Leadbelly, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, James Taylor, Van Morrisson, Steely Dan, Red Hot Chilly Peppers, Fiona Apple, Stevie Wonder, Eric Clapton....

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Bad Santa, Igby Goes Down, Coffee and Cigareetes, Freddy Got Fingered, Home Alone I &II, Scary Movie, The Big Labowski, Clockwork Orange, Friday, Zoolander, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle....

Television:

That show with those goofy white people. You know, every show on television.

Books:

The Stranger, Wake up to Murder, Hell hath no Fury, The Cat's Cradle, Franny and Zoey, Slaughter House Five, Breakfast of Champions,

Heroes:

Show me a hero and I'll show you a tragedy.