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Bastard Love-Child

Make My Folk The P*Folk 'Cuz I Wanna Get Folked Up

About Me

[*the voice (ala Barry White or Wolfman Jack) of a radio dj speaks*]
HEY ALL YOU TARTS, TIGRESSES AND TOP SHELF TRIM!!
YES, THAT’S RIGHT LADIES THE TIME HAS COME!! SO GET READY TO COME CORRECT GIRLS!!!
OH YES, YOU MAY BE MOIST BUT THERE’S NO NEED TO PINCH YOUR BAD SELVES, ‘CUZ YOU AIN’T DREAMIN’ SUGARBABIES!!!
MMM HMMM...HE'S BACK!!!
JUST RECENTLY ON RETURN FROM A SACRILICIOUS SABBATICAL INSIDE THE DARKEST BLACKEST GROTTO AT THE DISMAL DEPTHS OF HIS SOUL... YOUR ONE & ONLY LOLLIPOP MAN WITH A PLAN!! HE'S YOUR ALL DAY SUCKA'....…it’s the not 1, not 2,.....
BUT 3 TIME FOOL.....
"THE BASTARD LOVE-CHILD"
The guise "The Bastard Love-Child" not only refers to my birthright as a fatherless bastard but also it is meant to make reference to the eclectic influences from which I draw my inspiration. I have been writing, recording and performing my own music for a little over 20 years now. Some past projects of mine include: The original "UNEARTH"...'89 to '94, we put out a couple 7" singles on "New Rage Records" and a full-length CD [Produced by Jack Endino] on "C/Z records" in '93...Here is a link I was sent recently, where there are some some reviews of our full-length CD and I think even some for purchase: http: //www.amazon.com/Everything-Was-Beautiful-Nothing-Hurt/dp/B0 00000GZA
[*side note: There is no relation to the band that currently using this name]
"THE ORANGE PEALER"...'95 to '01, a few self released demos "Hip~Chuck" & "High Pollutin'...High Falutin EP"
Here is a link to this (now defunct) project of mine to check out: http://www.myspace.com/theorangepealer
"P*FOLK FOLKADELIC ALL~STARS...Featuring THE BASTARD LOVE-CHILD" aka "THE BASTARD LOVE-CHILD"...'95 to Present, various self released demos.
Here is a link that features some lo-fi bare bones versions of a couple new tunes: http://www.soundclick.com/members/default.cfm?member=bastard lovechild

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Member Since: 2/16/2007
Band Members: THE BASTARD LOVE CHILD a.k.a. L. KROM - ALL ACOUSTIC/ELECTRIC GUITARS, VOCALS, BASS, PIANO, MOOG OPUS-3 & OTHER VARIOUS KEYBOARDS, BOWED LAP DULCIMER, SITAR & SAROD SAMPLES & OTHER RANDOM POLYPHONIC CONTRAPTIONS & DEVICES**
W/ SPECIAL GUESTS :
DAVE VOSS - BACKING VOCALS ON "WOMEN" & FISHER-PRICE XYLOPHONE ON "DRAGONFLY BUZZ"
GOODY SMITH - HARMONY VOCALS ON "DRAGONFLY BUZZ"
Influences: Under random ones at various times and various ones at random times!...comely girl/women of the female gender, old delta slide blues players, female gospel & jazz singers, all of the true crooners, swooners & showmen, the original dirty south funk sound!....and last but not least, sweet, sweet bastard love and/or the lust of and for many a good woman as well as many a broken heart! Some artist I have drawn inspiration from over the years are; Robert Johnson, Tom Waits, Nick Drake, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Jeff Mangum...[Neutral Milk Hotel], Elliott Smith, Robert Pollard...[Guided By Voices], David Bowie, Brian Wilson, John Lennon, George Harrison, Taj Mahal, J. Mascis...there are more that I may add later. If you have not heard of any some of these artists, I highly recommend doing so.
Sounds Like: ..IT FEELS....JUST LIKE SWEET BASTARD LOVE!!! VIDDY WELL!!

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