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About Me

Resume

267-262-6767

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Michael Morgan a.k.a. captain

Experience

Spelling B Events Coordinator
    Van Youngman is the spelling judge

Developed IPAL
    Founder, COO and CEO of the International Paper Airplane League
    About to launch soon
Professional Porter
    Occasional Stool Fly

Hell’s Mummer
    Founding member ’04
    99%er

Medal Winner
    Have the medals to prove it
    Winner in Roller Hockey

Sandwich Board Stroller
    Strolled for F. Sherlock / C.A. Conrad’s world famous poetry exhibit at the Nexus Gallery
Imaginary Lawyer
    Have an amazing record in both civil and patent matters
    Never have defend myself or others in actual court

Wastefully Handsome
    Hairstyles available upon request
    No longer available due to haircut

Football "T" Retriever
    There always has to be a lie on a good resume


Education
Graduate of Gator U

    Majoring in Spelling B Events Coordinating

    Continuing Education at School of Broken Knuckles 13 th & Pine

Interests
Baton Twirling (can demonstrate with lighter), Has Dance Fever!!, Spengler Liker ( German Philosopher who has an uncanny resemblance to Lex Luther), HST (Gonzo Journalism)