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Tedzilla

Dat's da tit's Breah!

About Me

PLEASE READ
I think once you've hung out with me a few times you'll understand what all the buzz is about. But in the mean time I want to make sure that the public is informed that there are people like the one right here in this photo that think that it's ok to walk around looking like this. It's not. Do something with your life. Tell them.

The sad thing is I was right there when they had this picture taken by our photographer; they both still had the same look on their faces after the shot was taken. Disturbing.

I edited my profile with Tedzilla's kickass computer skills biotch! Zilla 7.000000000006789123412341234.28.1.90.0000000009999999999 !

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My Interests

Watch the Travel Channel this month I should be on there quite a bit. I like making money. I am developing a website called Austin VIP right now. It's goal is to give a true VIP experience when out on the town. Other than that, I like food, drink and the company of good friends which it seems I have so many I get spread thin trying to hang with everyone. I hope no one's offended. And I like to make other's laugh so watch for the bits of writing here on my page that are every 50 feet or so in between my pics.
If you want some of these puppies let me know or click the banner below

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||||||| 98%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I am 9% Idiot.
. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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I'd like to meet:

Really, to be honest.......man, I know this is going to sound pretty bad......but I'd really like to meet more people who kiss my ass. I mean who doesn't want an army of brown-nosing ass kissers following right behind them, willing to do their bidding on a whim, at any minute, all day everyday? "You there! Rub my feet! And you! Don't just stand there; my dog is peeing and needs his balls rubbed!" Think about it. I mean I'm not selfish. I'm still thinking about my dog here, too, you know.

Wanna see more pics? Go to my profile pics. I have about four pages. And watch this video; it gets good about halfway through.

Music:

Pretty much anything Disney. I roll in the hood with my system blasting "A Whole New World" and da gangstas tremble and defecate themselves. Aaight? Oh yeah, I have Regina Spektor on my playlist. And what?

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Movies:

Movies? Yeah, I definately think I should be in more of em'. I think they pretty much all suck without me.

Television:

I broke my rabbit ear. They make handy improvised swords when the common ninja attacks or pesky cable bill collecter guy stops by. But then you have to pay him anyway because you just fucked up your dang-gone-it antennae. F'n sons of biatches!
Your celebrity match is Elisha Cuthbert. You like your women down to earth and cute.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Books:

Non-fiction- The Corn Dog Cookbook for Dummies; Learn How to Rap in Under Two Years; Method Man's Sewing Tips; How to Stay Celibate a Personal Diary by Carmen Electra. Fiction- Space Donkey Punchers; You did it Bitch; Any Given March; 2 Birds, One Stone and 56 Shotguns; The Couch Potato Chronicles; Murder,Mayhem and Maxi Pads. ..

Heroes:

Anybody with a cape is pretty cool; not a requirement, but the cape can be pretty handy(fyi). I used mine to cover up in the mountains searching for Randy one night. I only have like, two powers, and one of em' is yelling people's names. I can be heard up to 300 yards away if the wind is right. Turns out, Randy was a local farmers sheep that wandered away. He was back in the barn by the time I got the distress call. I didn't really need those toes anyway. But yeah, if you wear a cape that's awesome, just make sure it can double as an insulated tent.

My Blog

Me

You. Me. The I in me. You think you know me bullshit. You do. I am what you hate about yourself. Somewhere someone who read less bookwise is getting paid to sell you your own soul. You buy it. You eat...
Posted by Tedzilla on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:06:00 PST

Half-man Dan

Children as you know can be cruel and vicious little devils towards one another; especially to those with striking appearances. In other words when physical differences are extremely noticable. I was ...
Posted by Tedzilla on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST

Global Warming 1

..> Global Warming 1 2006 was the year we realized what we were in for. Ironic I say we because I happened to be over in Pensacola remodeling a condo for my father that had been devastated by a hu...
Posted by Tedzilla on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:14:00 PST

Feet

     Ok, well I am in the citrus state(I think) or whatever state Florida is and it is nice and sunny and I am feeling spry. I am on my last trip here to Florida and I am sad and h...
Posted by Tedzilla on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:38:00 PST

Gals on myspace

 I've decided I have to start writing on my blog page because I have way too much to say and I just don't like anyone out there hearing my opinion. Someone who is taking the time to check this ou...
Posted by Tedzilla on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:29:00 PST

fukin' sheaat

I haven't posted a blog yet so I figured I would. What to write; hmmm. Something entertaining to the masses I think. How about butthead's. Buttheads. "What's a butthead?", we must ask ourselves. Aren'...
Posted by Tedzilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST