Allen Murphy [Evil Iguanas]

gay marriage

12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage Will Ruin Society (this is meant to be VERY sarcastic) 1) HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT NATURAL, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. 2) HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGES ARE V...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:42:00 GMT

The Twelve Days Of Christmas

(The twelve days of christmas.  From the other person's point of view) Day 1 (partridge in a pear tree) Dear Sandy,    Hey babe.  I just got that partridge in a pear tree.  I ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:54:00 GMT

what NOT to hold when dozing off in class

if you're about to fall asleep in class, that's great.  but make sure you're NOT holding any of the following. otherwise, your face could fall on it and you'll get hurt pencil pen scissors keys b...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:40:00 GMT

Horoscopes

AquariusThere's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a dayPiscesTry to avoid any Vir...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:47:00 GMT