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a million awkward kisses...

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Well, i don't really know where to start. Being that, I feel it easier to start off with what I'm not. I am not a teapot, but i am short and stout. I am not an asshole, but mine has stuff come out. There are freckles on my face, my hands, and my butt. I am not thin but I don't have an enormous gut. There is red hair all over, my body and my head. In middle school my "buddy" had the nickname of "FRED". My best friends are gone, most never to return. I was a great kid in school, but forgot what I learned. Being one of mischief, but also kind and nice, slept with few strangers and still never got ball lice (thank you jeebus). So if you have any more questions just rewind and read again, if you don't believe this poem, just ask any of my friends... except for AL.!
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My Interests

making mad love, watching movies, writing, but not always in that order

I'd like to meet:

Steve Martin,Tim Burton, Jack Johnson, the bastard man that named me sue.
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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot


60%

Suicide


60%

Eaten


47%

Disappear


47%

Natural Causes


40%

Bomb


40%

Drowning


33%

Poison


33%

Accident


33%

Disease


20%

Stabbed


13%

Cut Throat


13%

Suffocated


13%
How Will You Die??
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Music:

metallica, led zeppelin, ac/dc, the beatles, megadeth, mostly classic rock but i listen to just about anything with a beat

Movies:

where do i start

Television:

just name a cartoon (other than friggin' anime), also 24 and Scrubs.

Books:

t.v.guide, stephen king's horror, and Dr. Suess

Heroes:

catwoman, ballistic winnebago, martin pew

My Blog

Working Class Hero

As soon as you're born they make you feel smallBy giving you no time instead of it allTill the pain is so big you feel nothing at allA working class hero is something to beThey hurt you at home and th...
Posted by a million awkward kisses... on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:10:00 PST