the pope |
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says...
Posted by mememelvin on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:12:00 PST |
uso ka ba? |
"Ito ang mga huling taon ng dekada '80 at ang mga
unang taon ng dekada '90. Ito ang panahong uso pa
ang makiuso. Kung ginagaya mo ang style ng mga
artista, hindi ka tatawaging jologs. Ito ang
pana...
Posted by mememelvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN |
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a
woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
America, well developed and ope...
Posted by mememelvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Top Ten Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer |
10...Yea, I could use a credit card,I just filed for bankruptcy.
9...What are you wearing right now?
8...I'm wearing....(AdLib)
7...How do you spell your name, yourcompany name, any kids...etc...
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Posted by mememelvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Filipino-Chinese Names with Meaning |
born during the night - Andy Lim
born blind - Kenneth Sy
born being swindled - Lino Co
born while cooking - Nilo Toh
born as 10th child - Sam Po
born while being courted - Lily Gaw
born fa...
Posted by mememelvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
im a professional bum |
*The BUM Sked*
wake up: 12noon.
eat breakfast: ryt after waking up
-check mail-
eat lunch: 3pm
-watch tv-
eat dinner: 7:30pm
-check mail-
-watch tv-
-talk on fone-
sleep: ...
Posted by mememelvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
