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Dusty

I'm as Blank as a Fart!!!!

About Me

I'm 26 and I now live in Los Angeles, Ca. I used to be an instrumental figure in the movement known as "the rise of the apes". Unfortunately, I've had to put this fuckin epic tale on hold for a bit.......Aside from this, I've been known to talk at great lengths, sometimes about nothing at all, if you get me going. I'M THE GUY who says stupid things in the middle of conversations, just so everyone else will shut up and pay attention to me. If you ask me if I have "any ketchup?" I will probably just throw you a useless quote from star wars (P.S. I love movie quotes) that doesn't even apply to the given situation and you'll still be left without any TP. Anyone that's ever said I look like Brandon Fraiser has now died of AIDS or some other terrible disease, so I'd be careful what you say. I'M NOT THE GUY who shit all over the kitchen during the Winter of '01 at the trigo house in Santa Barbara.I go to work and I come home and sit on my couch which has a lovely indentation that perfectly forms to the shape of my body. That makes this kinda thing (myspace) fun for me. Sometimes I also make erratic, non-sensical phrases at very high pitch that somehow translate into music......... Oh yeah, I sang in the band idiot savant(R.I.P.) (WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IDIOT SAVANT or WWW.IDIOTSAVANTMUSIC.COM)..........Which is what our fat little lady below is listening and bouncing too!!!! If you like the tunes, post something up on the myspace site!!!! THIS IS THE WAY I DANCE!!!!!!!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

Music, TV, monkey's, special people, movies, booze, boobs & many,many other things

I'd like to meet:

VAN DAMAGE

Music:

Bungle, Faith no More (fascinated by all things Patton), Devildriver, Necro, Del the funky homosapien, sage francis, bobby darin, dion, Mozart, Danny Elfman, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Tenacious D, Beatles, Nofx, Strung out, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmie's, G.G. Allin...................pretty much all over the place. Sometimes I have a strang aversion to classical music............odd? ALL HAIL MONKEY.............IDIOT SAVANT (MYSPACE.COM/IDIOT SAVANT and WWW.IDIOTSAVANTMUSIC.COM) GNARLS BARKLY doing it Star Wars Style (See them on tour now with peeping tom)

Movies:

The holy trilogy, big lebowski, boondock saints, big trouble in little china (carpenter rules), evil dead (ALL OF EM; Raimi rules), E.T. (because I just watched it today and honestly..........I almost cried at the end), Big Chill, Clockwork Orange, Wet Hot American Summer, Escape from NY, LA (did I mention Carpenter rules?), Dawn of the Dead, A Nightmare on Friday the 13th, IT, Stand by Me, Sandlot, Batman, Alien(s) & III, the wizard, spaceballs, blazing saddles, pump up the volume, caddyshack, ghostbuster, sid & nancy.........who am I kidding............this shit could go on for days......DAYS I tell you. oh shit...........how could I leave out BAD SANTA.

Television:

south park, chappelle's show, sopranos, dead like me, 24, LOST, Weeds, The State (If I may digress), adult swim, Shows with Monkeys or Sharks, football (...fuckin niner's), baseball (...fuckin giant's), and of course, Family Guy.

Books:

Preacher (do comics count??)..Catcher in the Rye........aside from that I really haven't read a book in like 10 years......until now.......The DaVinci Code was like a deep fried, candy coated piece of magical literature. It has restored my faith in the written word, and at the same time completely destroyed my faith in catholicism. (Thanks Dan Brown) .. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

Ape Overlord and anybody involved in keeping the cause (and the scene) alive................and of course, THIS GUY!!!!! .. KEVIN - Because he had the balls to keep this picture of himself posted on myspace!!!! Biggest mistake you ever made....I love you man!!!!

My Blog

GOODBYE L.A.!!!!!

Welp, it's time for me to say goodbye to this treacherous shithold 'aptly' named the city of angels.  It's been a hell of a run you magnificent bastard, but I'm done with you.  Time to head ...
Posted by Dusty on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

This is one of my new FAVORITE VIDEOS!!! LEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!

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Posted by Dusty on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:35:00 PST

NO VARIATIONS OF DUSTY ARE KNOWN TO EXIST!!!

So remember GI JOE....... yeah, me too.  Apparently, there was a character named Dusty.  Anways, he's badass and so am I, here's his profile:See any *ahem* similarities????http://www.yojoe.c...
Posted by Dusty on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

Will you join me???


Posted by Dusty on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

I'm fuckin bored...... and boredom is the first step on the road to relapse

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Posted by Dusty on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:57:00 PST

This is what happens when I sing.....

For years, it has been argued that there is a sound that can cause human's to lose control of their bowels.  This sound has aptly been labeled, "the brown noise."As of this weekend, I found out t...
Posted by Dusty on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:43:00 PST

Maybe James Blunt ain't so bad.....

This was a quote I read in STUFF.  I'm still not a huge fan of his music but, this is a good one:"To all those bastards who don't like my music - you're all adults, you can switch your radio off....
Posted by Dusty on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:08:00 PST

Time to grow up.........

I think I've just been clinging to this notion that I can be a kid forever....that maybe I really don't have to grow up.  Unfortunately, the forces that be will not allow this.The time has come ...
Posted by Dusty on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 06:26:00 PST

Peeping Tom...finally upon us

Apr. 24, 2006 TIVO alert! You folks who get US TV channels make note that PEEPING TOM will be making their first ever public appearance on the Late Night with Conan O'Brien show on friday May 26th...
Posted by Dusty on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:23:00 PST

Hello, you've reached the offices of Dr. Octagon

"Hello this is the offices of Dr. Octagon.If you have insurance or medical problems I'm here for youfor any type of intestine surgery rectal rebuilding relocatedsaliva glands... and chimpanzee acne! A...
Posted by Dusty on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:43:00 PST