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About Me

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for every mystery there's a myth
for every sweat lodge there's a pull tab
for every dozen daffodils there's a meth lab
for every martyred hero there's a crooked cop
for every mission mom there's a rousted Chinaman
for every Douglas fir there's a pulp mill puff
for every soaring museum there's a condo block
for every condo block there's a soaring museum
for every pulp mill puff there's a Douglas fir
for every rousted Chinaman there's a mission mom
for every crooked cop there's a martyred hero
for every meth lab there's a dozen daffodils
for every pull tab there's a sweat lodge
for every myth there's a mystery

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Gone!

I'm going to be in Europe until July 2nd. Thus, I will not be on facebook, myspace, aim, or have my phone with me. Leave messages, those are fun. If you gave me your address, expect a postcard!!xo...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 20:38:00 GMT

Cankle

Cankle: Usually spelled "cankles": A derogatory slang term for fat ankles, where it's hard to tell where the ankle starts and the calve ends. --WikipediaSo after a good night of beer pong (I mad...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:29:00 GMT

MA111

MA111. Don't you miss those days?Midpoint formula: xm = (x1+x2)/2; ym = (y1+y2)/2Circle formula: (x-h)^2 + (y-k)^2Linear function: y=mx+bSlope formula: m = (y2-y1)/(x2-x1)Slope-intercept form: y...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Karma

...it's a bitch.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:42:00 GMT

Starburst

BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM,I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIESAND CREEEEEEEEAM!THIS is the best commercial. Ever. It is so funny:
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:15:00 GMT

Kid Koala

Kid Koala - Basin Street Blues.talent.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:00:00 GMT

Tuna..

..its what's for dinner. Every day....the week and a half before payday.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:10:00 GMT

Dinner Conversations

Apparently, I am sub-smoot.1 smoot = 67 inches.And, the Spaghetti Monster is real....Pastafarians believe heaven has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see, and a stripper factory.And, my cell phone ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Welcome to the New South

Less than Jake -Welcome to the New SouthWelcome home outcasts Because I know how you have Felt over the years The truth is that Looking at me is like Looking in the mirror And I know how it feels T...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Me and the ex are back together!

So over the summer I broke up with someone very special to me. It just didn't work out, and we decided to see other people. Up until recently there has been a huge hole in my heart, and I ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:52:00 GMT