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MAX POWER [johnperich.com]

...and he signs his name with a capital J

About Me

MAX POWER is just a simple, laid-back, fun loving, metal head, who doesn't like to beat around the bush. He can really get down to business when a job needs to be done, but in his spare time he enjoys random things like: not taking life seriously, enjoying frosty brews and cold shots with good friends, going to local shows, big-name concerts, and music festivals. He can also play some pretty mean licks on his acoustic and electric guitars. He digs playing sports and anything that keeps his blood flowing, and is a big movie buff - nothing's better than sitting down to viddy a wicked sweet flick. You never know what to expect from MAX POWER, so keep your eyes open! ... Find me on facebook

My Interests

Rock Concerts
Biking
Bowling
Billiards
Golf
Tennis
Camping
laser tag
Boxing
Skakeboarding
movies
stand up comedy at Comedy Castle
Euchre
Hold em
XBOX
my iPod
TV
TiVo
Sleeping
Food
Cooking
Beer
Cigars

I'd like to meet:



I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facilities
And picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut her red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tainted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long
jacket

I want a girl with smooth liquidation
I want a girl with the right dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
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Music:

GENRES:
-Metal
-Thrash Metal
-Stoner Metal
-Metalcore
-Industrial Metal
-Garage Rock
-Doom Metal
-Sludge Metal
-Progressive Metal
-Acoustic Metal
-(some) Power Metal
-Punk Rock
-Ska
-Blues
-Classic Rock
-Indie Rock
-Funk
-Oi
-Lounge Music
-Flamenco Guitar
-Mariachi
-Polka
-Techno
-Reggae
-Christmas Carols
BANDS:
AC/DC
Andrew W.K.
The Black Keys
Black Sabbath
Bringing Down Broadway
Catch 22
Chevelle
Deep Purple
Dethklok
Diamond Head
Dio
The Distillers
Disturbed
The Doors
The Eagles of Death Metal
Godsmack
GWAR
(Old) Incubus
Iron Maiden
Jimi Hendrix
Karma to Burn
Killwhitneydead
KMFDM
KoRn
Kyuss
LCD Soundsystem
Led Zeppelin
Megadeth
Metallica
Mind Candy
Motorhead
Mustasch
Muddy Waters
The Next Michael Bublé
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nonpoint
Overloaded
Pantera
Paper Street Saints
Pennywise
Primus
Project 86
Queens of the Stone Age
Rage Against The Machine
The Ramones
Rammstein
Rancid
Ray Street Park
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Rob Zombie
Rollins Band
Silent Civilian
Frank Sinatra
Spineshank
Static-X
Sublime
System of a Down
Ted Nugent
Tenacious D
TOOL
Ugly
Unearth
Velvet Revolver
The White Stripes
White Zombie
ZZ Top

Movies:

ALL MY DVDs:
40-year-old Virgin
A Clockwork Orange
A History of Violence
Aeon Flux
Airheads
American Pie
Anchorman
Anger Management
Aristocrats, The
Baseketball
Batman Begins
Behind Enemy Lines
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Black Hawk Down
Blade Runner
Blue Crush
Borat
Bourne Identity, The
Bruce Almighty
Bullitt
Congo
Constantine
Daredevil
Detroit Rock City
Dirty Work
Dodgeball
Edward Scissorhands
Empire Records
Encino Man
Enemy of the State
Envy
Ernest Goes to Camp
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest in the Army
Ernest Scared Stupid
Slam Dunk Ernest
Eurotrip
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Fiddler on the Roof
Fight Club
Firewall
Four Brothers
Going Overboard
Gone in 60 Seconds
Happy Gilmore
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
I, Robot
Incredibles, The
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Inside Man
Island, The
It's Pat: The Movie
Jerry Seinfeld - Live on Broadway
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park III
Kill Bill Volume 1
Kill Bill Volume 2
King Kong (2005)
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, the
Lucky # Slevin
Mars Attacks!
Matrix, The
Animatrix, The
Matrix Reloaded,The
Matrix Revolutions,The
Metal, A Headbeanger's Journey
Minority Report
Mission: Impossible
Mission: Impossible 2
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mr. Deeds
Mummy Returns, The
Mummy, The
Napolean Dynamite
Open Your Eyes
Orange county
Orgazmo
Patroit, The
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Pink Panther Strikes Again, The
Pink Panther, The
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Requim for a Dream
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Revenge of the Pink Panther
Road Trip
Rock 'N' Roll High School
Rocky
Saw
Saw II
Shawshank Redemption, The
Shot in the Dark, A
Signs
SLC Punk
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Son in Law
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Super Troopers
Superman
Talladega Nights
Tao of Steve, The
Team America: World Police
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Tennis Anyone?
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Terminator, The
The Lost World
This is: Spinal Tap
Three Amigos, The
Tomb Raider
Tommy Boy
Traffic
Trail of the Pink Panther
V For Vendetta
Vanilla Sky
Warriors, The
Waterboy, The
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
Weddng Crashers
What about Bob?
Y tu mama tambien

Television:


30 Rock
The Andy Milonakis Show
Best Week Ever
Chappelle's Show
The Colbert Report
Coupling
Da Ali G Show
The Daily Show
Family Guy
Futurama
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
House M.D.
How I Met Your Mother
The King of Queens
Last Comic Standing
Late Night with Conan O' Brien
LOST
Mr. Bean
My Name Is Earl
Myth Busters
The Office
Pee-Wee's Playhouse
The Red Green Show
Robot Chicken
Saturday Night Live
Scrubs
Seinfeld
The Simpsons
South Park

Books:


Rant - Chuck Palahniuk
Jennifer Government - Max Barry
Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
Bad Twin - Gary Troup
V for Vendetta - Alan Moore & David Lloyd
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Vertical Run - Joseph R. Garber
Prey - Michael Crichton
America the Book - Jon Stewart
State of Fear - Michael Crichton
Congo - Michael Crichton
The Lost World -Michael Crichton
Jurassic Park - Michael Crichton
Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk
Lullaby - Chuck Palahniuk
Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk
Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
Choke - Chuck Palahniuk
(listed in order of when read, first listed being most recent)

Heroes:


MY HEROES
John mcClane
Rodney Mullen
Paul F. Tompkins
Bam Margera
Yakoff Smirnoff
The Guy that invented TiVo
Christopher Walken
Adam Sandler
Dr. Gregory House
Sasquatch
Pee-Wee Herman
Steve McQueen
Ted Ferguson
Alfred Hitchcock
Marilyn vos Savant
Maynard James Keenen
Les Claypool
Trent Reznor
Bill Brasky
Stephen Colbert
Vince Vaughn
Lemmy
Dee Snider
Henry Rollins
Adam Jones
Molly Love: because she is Molly Love
Chazz Reinhold
Chief Thomas
"Johnson" from the Raisin Bran Crunch Commercials
Bekah: The Inventer of the "Fluffer Nutter"
Gregg Rossen
Jimmy Page
Hugh Heffner
Tom Morello
Sean Connery
Chuck Norris
Will Ferrell
Arthur Penhallo
James Bond
Conan O' Brien
MySpace Tom
Pedro Sanchez
Jesus (No Particular Order)
MY NEMESES
Bears
Hippies
Socks
Cindy Sheehan
Sasquatch
Osama bin Laden
“Emo Kids”
Tomatoes
Nancy Grace
Michael Moore
Saddam Hussein
Al Gore
Bill O' Reily
Three Doors Down
Star Jones
Spinach
Pat Robertson
John Kerry
Coldplay
Jennifer Granholm
Nickelback
Sebastian Bach
Ted Kennedy
The Beatles
Anyone who takes themselves too seriously

My Blog

johnperich.com

hello friends! For those that didn’t know, I have a new BLOG. I had been reading some other blogs hosted by tumblr, and I realized that it not only enables, but encourages you to include pictur...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:02:00 PST

I don’t get it?

If the band The Who are british, why do they have a song called "I can see for miles"? Shouldn't it be, "I can see for kilometres"or is that too hard for Tommy to sing: "You're gonna lose that smile B...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:51:00 PST

What’s The Prognosis?

Here's a list of diseases listed in order from the disease that gets you the most sympathy, to the disease that gets you the least....and yes, they are all real diseases.-Cancer -AIDS-Down Syndrome-Au...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST

Times are changing.

Last week I heard a surprising amount of people on TV and in "real life" utter the phrase: "That's a youtube moment!" I still remember when everyone would say: "That's a Kodak moment!" I don't know if...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

"I’m so hungry I could... "

    I know this is kind of old news, but about two weeks ago Heroes star Hayden Panettiere (the cheerleader) was hailed as a "real life hero" when she tried to save dolphins from being ...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:38:00 PST

The English Language is...where's my thesaurus?

Does anyone else find it strange that to "Give a shit" and to "take a shit" aren't opposites?Someone could not give a shit, while taking a shit. They could give a shit that they can't take a shit. But...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:53:00 PST

Time for a good, old fashioned, sugar overdose.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch has been my favorite cereal since I was a kid. It reminds me of the times when life moved slow, mornings came late, and knees were scabbed for three months every year.   ...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:46:00 PST

Payback's a biznatch!

We've all heard the saying: "The best revenge is living well."-and-We've all heard the saying: "Revenge is a dish best served cold"...so does that mean that the best revenge is a good life in Ala...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:21:00 PST

Secrets... Volume 1

This is the first of an occasional "column," of sorts, where I tell all of my loyal readers something that most people don't know about me.  Today's Secret:"Healthy Choice&NOT!" When som...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST

...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

My day at work started just like any other; I punch in, I scoop, I make customers happy. Sometimes customers interpret this as more than just attentive service.Sometimes, I mean for that to happen&thi...
Posted by MAX POWER [johnperich.com] on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST