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Jeremy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a big guy who likes sports, movies, hangin out.
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You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. What Mixed Drink Are You?
Your Power Color Is Lime Green
At Your Highest:
You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.
At Your Lowest:
You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.
In Love:
You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.
How You're Attractive:
Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.
Your Eternal Question:
"What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

My Interests



One-Shot
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Four
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas
Get Your HITMAN Name Sports, reading, Fantasy Football,Video Games, Stand Up Comedy
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$301,635 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy
Birthday: November 17th
Birthplace: San Luise Obispo California
Current Location: Bakersfield California
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Finnish, German, Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers Sandals
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Mine and you can't have them
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple, Onion, Green Pepper, Canadian Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start Stand Up Comedian Career
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta take a freakin piss
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Having a Social life
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Already Graduated
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes(in 4th grade)
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep at age 90
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stand Up Comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 12
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: My Regrets you can't have them

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I'd like to meet:



Kevin Smith Owns the Hell Out of Some Retard

He had his 8 seconds of fame ...followed immediately by about a minute of feeling like a crusty asshole. Way to go, man, you rock! Get humor videos at NothingToxic
Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European?

Music:

social D, Tenacious D, anything with the letter D in the Tittle, oh and Rocky Nash. 311, The Gorillaz, Queen (No I am not Gay)

Movies:

Anything and everything ASKEW, www.viewaskew.com, www.hsx.com, www.IMDB.com, Super Troopers, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Office Space, Fight Club, Old School, Anything with the following Fat guys in it, Chris Farley, John Goodman, John Candy, and please Ralphy May make a Movie soon. Shaun of the Dead, BeerfestAnd without further ado. The trailer to Clerks II

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter, WWE, Mind of Mancia, Reno 911, Cops, The Wire, South Park, Mythbusters, Good Eats, The Shield, The Worlds Strongest Man, The Deadliest Catch, Man Vs. Wild, Top Chef, Hells Kitchen, The Office, My Name is Earl.

Books:

The Last Good Kiss, The Big Picture, Hamlet, The Wrong Case, Hard Case, Hard Freeze, Hard as Nails, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bordersnakes, The Guards, Priests, Calibre, Vixen, Caught Steeling, Six Bad Things

Heroes:

Chris Farley,Kevin Smith, Ralphy May, Dewayne "Dog" Chapman, Dana White

My Blog

Need a Date

OK, I hate doing this but&. I need a date. My Company (Paramount Farms) X-MAS party is on Saturday Dec. 1st at the Stockdale Country Club and is Semi Formal (I will be wearing Khakis and a nice long s...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST

Just another Sunday

     So I look at my blog manager and see that 25 people visited my blog today. Does that mean that people actualy think I'm interesting? Or does it mean people are just bored out ...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:55:00 PST

My opinion on one thing we can do to help save the planet

     I myself do not discuss politics that much. On the other hand I am a conservative and most of the time can not stand tree hugging liberals. Al Gore makes me sleepy most of the...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:22:00 PST

Re-Connect

Re-Connect   A message from far away This voice from the past It put a smile on my face A grin that would last Two souls that cross again What pulls them together? I remember her soft touch An...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:15:00 PST

Fearless

  Fearless Blood pumping like boiling fuel Tension in the air making it hard to inhale A moment of anxiety pushed back beyond racing thoughts Hyenas circling for their pay day Adrenaline lurch...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:31:00 PST

Older Poem I never posted

I think I wrote this poem about a year ago. It seems to have been written at a time that I was depressed. Random Tears A new spot on the ground Catches me off Guard A drop darkening my shirt Not sure...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

New Poem

  Real/Not Real People talk to me But sometimes I can't believe That what they are saying is real People say to me What they believe That they believe these implanted lies Some people talk ...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:17:00 PST

October Dusk

Evening haze meets afernoon dimming light Shadows grow to great heights The smell of burning wood tickles the nose A gentle breeze disturbs the last surviving rose Footballs in the yards The sound of ...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

Mid Septembers Morning

As I step out of captivity into the freshness like a deep mint breath of mother nature has just been unleashed onto me I feel a great awakening that just wants to dream Soon the Foliage will turn to m...
Posted by Jeremy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:03:00 PST

Old Poem I wrote about a year ago

  Urban Lights shine in the shadow of the growing wallsBrightness abounds through the dark of the movementmy thoughts dart from fear to excitementWhat lies within this darkness of bright light?Wh...
Posted by Jeremy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST