One-Shot
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Four
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy
Birthday: November 17th
Birthplace: San Luise Obispo California
Current Location: Bakersfield California
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Finnish, German, Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers Sandals
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Mine and you can't have them
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple, Onion, Green Pepper, Canadian Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start Stand Up Comedian Career
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta take a freakin piss
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Having a Social life
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Already Graduated
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes(in 4th grade)
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep at age 90
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stand Up Comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 12
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: My Regrets you can't have them
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Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.
Who's Your Inner European?
social D, Tenacious D, anything with the letter D in the Tittle, oh and Rocky Nash. 311, The Gorillaz, Queen (No I am not Gay)
Anything and everything ASKEW, www.viewaskew.com, www.hsx.com, www.IMDB.com, Super Troopers, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Office Space, Fight Club, Old School, Anything with the following Fat guys in it, Chris Farley, John Goodman, John Candy, and please Ralphy May make a Movie soon. Shaun of the Dead, BeerfestAnd without further ado. The trailer to Clerks II
The Ultimate Fighter, WWE, Mind of Mancia, Reno 911, Cops, The Wire, South Park, Mythbusters, Good Eats, The Shield, The Worlds Strongest Man, The Deadliest Catch, Man Vs. Wild, Top Chef, Hells Kitchen, The Office, My Name is Earl.
The Last Good Kiss, The Big Picture, Hamlet, The Wrong Case, Hard Case, Hard Freeze, Hard as Nails, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bordersnakes, The Guards, Priests, Calibre, Vixen, Caught Steeling, Six Bad Things
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