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adopt your own virtual pet!You Know you are a Brazilian Jujitsu fighter when:-If you hate spending money, but will still spend over 100 dollars on a gi.-If you are willing to fight your grandmother if she disrespects jiu-jitsu, gi's, or helio gracie!-If you pronouce your "R"s as "H"s.-If you have random spurts of speaking Portuguese.-If you spend all day watching youtube videos of tournaments, or instructionals.-If the only thought in your mind when you walk by someone is "I bet i could submit him!"-Or if the ony thought in your mind when you walk by someone is "I bet i can submit her!"-When you pull guard in a street fight.-When instead of shadow boxing you shadow grip fight.-If during an action movie you get mad because the good guy had a tight rear naked choke and couldn't finish it.-If you try to tan to make yourself look Brazilian.-If your facebook profile picture is you in your gi.-If in more than 60% of the pictures taken of you, you are doing a hangin lose hand signal.-If you named any pet one of the following: gracie, helio, royce, royler, roger, cobrinha, rubens charles, atama, keiko raca, vulkan, triangle choke, rnc, armbar, shoyorol, bj penn, bj, saulo, rickson, meagton, kron...ect...-If the wallpaper on your phone, computer, or actual wall is some kind of jiu jitsu patch.-You try to grapple your pets and you always seem to win-If everyone thinks you have a hickey on your neck but it's really a gi burn!-If your girlfriend rolls her eyes everytime you start a story b/c she knows it's going to be jiu-jitsu related.-If one of the bookmarks on you homepage for your internet is the gi section of on of the following: budovideos, atama, keiko raca, HCK, or any other place that sells gis.-Playing rope toy with your dog becomes a fight for grips.-When you feel the urge to pummel for the underhooks when you hug someone.-When you hip escape to switch positions while laying in your bed.- If you sit with your legs crossed like a triangle.-If you have the urge to arm-drag someone when they put out their hand to shake your hand.-When you tie your leather belt over your winter jacket just like how it is on your gi.-When you front roll in to the train before the doors close... and when people look at you funny, you just make the hang loose sign.-When while your sleepnig you accidentally apply an armbar to your sleeping girlfriend, all the while having a dream about your last roll!!!-You know you're a jiu jitsu fighter when you practice your cross collar chokes on your steering wheel while driving.-When you hear that Rashad Evans got his black belt and you're not impressed.-when you watch UFC and you feel all warm inside because Joe Rogan starts commentating on a fighter's jiu jitsu skills.-When you're sleeping and you wake up with your blanket off, you use your feet to hook the blanket and put back over you.-When you lie down on the ground and anytime someone passes by you... you lay on your side in an open guard...... or you ankle pick and take them down.-When you hip bump out of bed in the morning.-When your boss tells you that there is a mandatory seminar on the weekend, and you automatically think its Jiu-Jitsu Related.-When you see someone getting choked out in a movie and you yell out "PUT THE HOOKS IN!" then turn to the person on your right and yell out "HE'S NOT PUTTING THE HOOKS IN!"-When you know more about the gracies and machados than you do about your own family.-When... you print out this list and hang it it your office.-When you carry your kids using a key lock on your own wrist because it makes the load easier :) one under each arm and one on your back!-When your doctor asks if your husband beats you beause of the number of bruises on your legs and arms...-When the most expensive peice of clothing you own is your gym shorts...-When you say you want to put someone in the electric chair and you're not talking about capitol punishment.-When you hear the word backpack and automatically think about marcelo garcia.-You know your a jiu jitsu fighter when while your sleepnig you accidentally apply an armbar to your sleeping girlfriend, all the while having a dream about your last roll!!!-When you see a first-day person with his belt tied the wrong way, and you go up to them to tie it properly, and can see the terror in their face as you approach.-When at family gatherings, you can be found at the
kids table teaching all the little ones how to properly rear naked choke their friends.-When you think that feet are disgusting but your favorite submission is an ankle lock.-When gis, shorts, and rash guards all make excellent birthday and Christmas gifts!
