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charles fuckin collins

Ivy league.....get it?

About Me

you wouldn't believe the truth so here are some lies.... My name is Jenny but all my friends call me Jen Jen. im living in NEW YORK!! I just moved back out here from Cali about 3 monthes ago. I Got an apartment with some girl friends, and J dog cuz he practically lives here- HEY BABEY!! yeah so I dont have a job anymore but its cool cuz now i have more time to just hang with my girlfriends lol!!! Everyday my friends and i get lost in the city and go on crazy adventures and find little unknown places to eat lol!!!. but by far the best place is still little italy it's totally awsome!!!!..Send me a message and we can meet up sometime.. I love hanging out with random people i meet on here...

My Interests

Pajama*Generation,puppies, small kittens, blood, beating the heat by living underground, mirrior talking, having sex with other peoples wives and/or girlfriends, gaining the trust of powerful people then robbing them blind, forgetting names and important events, making the dog stop barking by giving it 20mg of valium and/or xanax, drinking from baby bottles, threatening people via telephone, having coffee with Major Jack, protecting the guilty, living in complete denial, squating in empty houses in tujunga, buying shit i dont need, selling things that aren't mine, liying to you about anything and everything, going off my medication, driving your car until the gas runs out, farting in my car with people in it and locking the windows and turning on the heat, asking my extended family for money, kissing lesbians, not returning phone calls, flirting with gay men, thinking about death way to often, not leaving Los Angeles for any reason, pretending i am my older brother, and making out with random girls infront of my girlfriend, oh yea, i fuck with my socks on for some reason....

I'd like to meet:

David Lynch?

Music:

slayer,system of a down,cage,el-p,silver sun pick ups,angel city outcasts,the briggs,eve6,tom petty,+44,muse,c-chan,slow suicide stimulis,method man,mickey avalon,nofx,css,tsar,placebo,dragon force...

Movies:

Big Butt Smash down 1 - 19

Television:

Arrested development,Family guy,house,dirt...

Books:

i've been reading alot of books on tape lately

Heroes:

Mike Huber,Hunter Thomson , kristy Canyon, Robert Downey Jr., Miss. Tostes, Bret Easton Elles, Hubert Selby, Kurt Cobain sometimes, major jack, max collins, Jake, John Collins, nina collins, tony collins, lexie collins, michael CR collins, annette collins, stephen collins, april collins, cooper, the devils in my head and the blood brain barrier that seperates them from the middle brain and whats left of my frontal cortex

My Blog

it's none of my business

on a very hot night in the summer of 2004 i was driving with friend who use to be fat and we were in a black ford explorer and i was driving because my friend still haddn't gotten his licence....he wa...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:49:00 PST

she's heading to Sunand in a $600 hand bag

i pass the freeway sign that reads the name of a city i am not going to but somehow it connects and it reminds me of how we met....she told me that she can't remember the last time she made love to so...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

oh my god i'm a wigger

"but i was pregnant on prom night and now all my friends are getting married and i'm feeling old and left out" when you said this i whispered to myself  "what did you expect?"......Rob called fro...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

"boy, you as hallow as the rest of us"

your mother called me to tell me that she wishes you were dead sometimes so the nightmare would be over and i told her i understand.....i called your mother to let her know you might have aids and&nbs...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

this is the last time i chew on a human adrenaline gland

and she said "i can't feel anything anymore these days, i'm numb" and in designer jeans and thrift store shoes she steals what's left of my heart and i don't fight it this time i just take a ticket an...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

i got a monkey on my back with two gats bi-polar and headless angel lying dead on my shoulder

Josh lives on Fairfax and i'm still not sure how he pays his rent because i know he doesn't have a job and he called me and asked me to come over and check out some old bootleg shirts that he wan...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

im not really awake yet...

i stole a new pair of shoes from a retarded kid once at the salvation army but i always felt to guilty to wear them so to this day they just sit i my closet still brand new in the box....they wer...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

that silver secret you seek is sheet metal

out of  the corner of my beautiful blue eyes i notice my reflection in the window of a starbucks on Venturura and notice that my profile is looking better with age...kelly called to tell me her b...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Mulholland blues

peter only speaks Armenian when he needs to hustle money....my brother called from somewhere safe and wanted to know how i was dealing with everything and he told me that i diddn't need to hate her an...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

girls

she told me she was really good at sleeping in so i always made sure to spend the night when i needed the kind of sleep that reminded me of the old days of wine and roses and parking tickets from plac...
Posted by charles fuckin collins on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST