music, fishing, boating, billiards, fine restaurants, golf, nascar, submarines, well-wishers, budweiser, cow fields, general weirdness, dogs, mysterious people, the origin of time, miracle seekers, full body deep massages, ufos, junkyards, the mountains, the deep dank country, ski masks, threesomes, amsterdam, guitars, art, backstratchers, muff diving, wisdom, fortune cookies, westerns, humor, picking the wrong lottery numbers, intensity, talking to myself, cheese, sanity, pillows, doorknobs, cleavage, dirt roads, yard sales, sushi, stealing watermelons, marijuana, comedy, birds, homemade ice cream, mumbling, sex, cereal killers, the civil war, pills, martians, finding the right lawyers, poetry, songwriting, orgasms, armadillos, dank nuggets, grunge, screaming, wicked messengers, silence, alter egos, women that don't wear panties, onion rings, bigfoot, torture chambers, mimosa, special sauces, theramins, tornados, pinball machines, swamps, panthers, goobledygook, red wine, side effects, hindering progress, guns, france, love potions, petitions, warthogs, ignorance, harmonicas, cooking, hissy fits, witchcraft, holding a girl's hair while she pukes, cavemen, peanuts, mangos, the orient and oriental people, vampires, undressing women with my eyes, milkshakes, tedious tasks, nervous habits, peacock bass, saloons, specific randomness, werewolves, checkers, bears (especially the dancing ones), the wind, sarcasm, mudfish, three-headed monsters, whispers, gardening, keyboards, isolation, traffic, woods, carefree people, women in bikinis, knives, recipes, villages, meeting deadheads and phishheads, sunrises and sunsets, vitamins, oysters, fortune tellers, gypsys, foam, godzilla, hallucinations, martinis, tongues, mushrooms, pissing people off, horoscopes, traveling, judge mathis, farming, charley horses, pencil lead, mexico, imported and micro brew beers, aged scotch whiskey, old school cartoons, hugs, rednecks, advertising, geishas, nitrous oxide, passion, alligators, laughter, loch ness monster, microscopes, riff raff, impersonating police officers, tumbleweeds, woozy jucuzzi floozies, moonshine, ghosts, tyranny, cotton fields, the pyramids, poisons, the number zero, sporks, disorientation, maps, orbs, meeting new people, coffee, cigars, the moon, gunslingers, psychedelia, smiles, and chasing women.
jerry garcia, syd barrett, alice cooper, janis joplin, foghorn leghorn, minnesota frog, nostradamus, jimi hendrix, susan lucci, mark twain, hillbilly jim, ernest t. bass, festus haggen, daniel johnston, kim gordon, thurston moore, sarah micelle gellar, kim deal, reese witherspoon, homer simpson, glenn quagmire, bob dylan, mike watt, naked horny women, and anyone who has beer.
the grateful dead, phish, jerry garcia band, ween, alice donut, camper van beethoven, cracker, archers of loaf, the beatles, be bop deluxe, bongwater, the breeders, bbq killers, big brother and the holding company, butthole surfers, bad livers, cows, daisy chainsaw, eugene chadbourne, camper van chadbourne, canned heat, chicago, the darkside, das damen, death of samantha, dead kennedys, dinosaur jr., sex pistols, dream syndicate, the dead milkmen, bob dylan, firehose, echo and the bunnymen, gone, fugazi, flipper, flour, galaxie 500, led zeppelin, luna, loop, L7, lungfish, gang of four, gooblehoof, half japanese, monks of doom, jefferson airplane, jo jo gunne, joy division, new order, daniel johnston, jupiter coyote, king crimson, robert fripp, the rave-ups, brian eno, 801, killdozer, the march violets, mudhoney, my dad is dead, my bloody valentine, ozric tentacles, meat puppets, pavement, palace brothers, pixies, pink floyd, syd barrett, plan 9, public image limited, big black, rapeman, social distortion, soundgarden, jon spencer blues explosion, boss hogg, pussy galore, ride, sebadoh, royal trux, smog, southern culture on the skids, sonic youth, silver jews, squeeze, steelpole bathtub, mojo nixon and skid roper, tortoise, pinback, ultra vivid scene, sly and the family stone, violent femmes, wishbone ash, xtc, hawkwind, the smiths, psychedelic furs, johnny cash, blue oyster cult, black sabbath, alice cooper, grand funk railroad, johnny winter, jimi hendrix, bevis frond, they might be giants, missing foundation, ramones, king missile, cocteau twins, dimstars, happy flowers, bomb, of cabbage and kings, pain teens, killing joke, bad brains, perpetual groove, k mccarty, red lorry yellow lorry, ride, ass ponies, black oak arkansas, savage republic, walking seeds, wire, jucifer, blur, janis joplin, vanilla trainwreck, fetchin bones, neil young, and any other music that everyone else hates.
forrest gump, mash, caddyshack, animal house, airplane, devil's advocate, blair witch project, the out of towners, the wall, the grateful dead movie, normal life, tommy boy, son-in-law, stripes, the war wagon, true grit, dirty harry, taxi driver, jaws, the exorcist, texas chainsaw massacre, happy gilmore, tin cup, death wish, halloween, the birds, psycho, frogs, woodstock, another state of mind, hell comes to frogtown, rock-n-roll high school, kentucky fried movie, the mask, liar liar, anger management, little nicky, the quick and the dead, the shining, the bad news bears, cruel intentions, 3000 miles to graceland, deliverance, the omen, high plains drifter, independence day, mars attacks, bittersweet motel,
the andy griffith show, seinfeld, the simpsons, king of the hill, family guy, mash, melrose place, gunsmoke, big valley, everyone loves raymond, sex in the city, the twilite zone, all in the family, taxi, judge mathis, outer limits, all my children, the weather channel, vh1 reality shows, sportscenter, nascar, monday night raw, three's company,
reading bores the living shit out of me
jerry garcia, syd barrett, jello biafra, mojo nixon, thurston moore, sam kinison, brian eno, robert fripp, david lowery, david gilmour, dale earnhardt, daniel johnston, alice cooper, dannion brinkley, jimi hendrix, bob dylan,